Katfish is the most amorevolous and mirific cavernicolous fish in the modern state of Lemgo. Its tail is golden and its words are poetry. Some say, the Katfish is a frankenfish, but according to Henning van Jodes this really is just fake news made up by biologists who would've vended their very first-born to have made the groundbreaking discovery of the Katfish. It has been scientifically proven, that the first contact with the Katfish was absolved by Apache. Various experts suggest the assumption that Apache still approaches Katfish, but keeps it a secret for the prevention of media scrum.

Scholars generally agree that the Katfish was raised in the Republic of Oberbieber and spoke a dialect of Cute as its first language. The Katfish went to sea at a young age and travelled widely, as far as seaweed grows and quotes it is best known for worldwide are the scientific terms of "perf" (not to be mistaken with perv) and "def".

Therefore a person named Katfish is the embodiement of grace and seaweed. When calling a person Katfish, this means the deepest love, devotion and a "huge craving for crisps"(1).

(1) Quote by Enis (MySpäti Berlin)

Your tail is breathtakingly golden/your words sound like deep poetry to me, are you a Katfish?

Do you wanna be my Katfish?

Katfish by Fürst December 17, 2020

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Katfish Karen

An old white lady with no social life so she posts googled pics on Twitter so loser simps with no lives will give her likes and validate her pathetic life.

Oh look Katfish Karen posted another hot young girl pic from Google with no face and got 14 simps to like it.

Katfish Karen by JayKaine December 5, 2021

Kaanish

Kaanish means (loyal ,kind, faithful ,child of god, merciful ,boyfriend material and a loving person)

Following his dreams, he aspires to help

people and show the love of Christ through his humility.
His friends shorten his name and they casually call me "Kay"

Playing games and soicialsing are what he does when he's not studying

His clothing of choice is nike armani babe and more

Has a lot of friends that treat him like family

hobbies include: playing fortnite football fighting

Why isn't kaanish in that person

Kaanish by Kaanish January 27, 2019

Kaafi

Indian (hindi) word meaning (a lot).

Modern usage is to exaggerate or stress the action/word that follows.

Maria the nerd has kaafi tantrums of her own.

Kaafi by Marvellayla December 19, 2019

kaaficute

what a weird ass girl fucjing weird girl gosh so weird

bhavika - "wow that kaaficute girl is SO weird!!!"

kaaficute by emogril1998 March 17, 2021

katfish

katfish ez teh sekz.

"umg pies will u fux mi"

katfish by Marly March 13, 2004

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026