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it stands for kiss me <3
use it while texting

k.m. = kiss me
k.m. by bruh 4169 August 4, 2021
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a group of kids in harrisburg that dislike a kid named nate...it stands for kiss my dick nate.
k.m.d.n is thuggin!
k.m.d.n by hbguptowncuz September 22, 2009
Stands for kiss my ass.
1. Damn it baby, K.M.A! You always have to argue with everything I say!

2. K.M.A dramaqueen, you talk to much mess.
K.M.A by K.M.A November 6, 2004
Acronym for "Kilirit Mi Dir" (kuh-leer-eet me dearr)

An idiom in Armenian that literally translates to "Don't put it on your dick" meaning "You shouldn't give a flying fuck?"

Acronym usually used among somewhat English-influenced Persian-Armenian men between the ages of 16 - 40. (and as of lately, Persian-Armenian women)

Actual phrase used amongst all Armenian men.
- Arby (or take your pick from Arin/Aris/Artin/Ara/Arman

/Arthur/Aklore): "I hope that girl PESTineh texts me soon."

- Narbeh: "Laaaav dude, K.M.D. , she's not even that hot

brooo."
K.M.D. by Stud Muffin413 March 5, 2011
This term is a self-coined abbreviation for "kiss my ass" which everyone realizes as soon as they're hit with it.
"You're gay". "Whatever, your mom's gay. So k.m.a."
k.m.a. by tha mizzle February 27, 2008
Kiss My Ass Rotten Thot, used when sayin kiss my ass isn't enough
Thot:Ugh Ur so disgusting
Cool guy:K.M.A.R.T
K.M.A.R.T by Astnee Spreteng June 21, 2021
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