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J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i 

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it
" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

K.D.Y.K.N.Y.O.K.K.M.H.N.H.N.N 

An abbreviation of a line from the intro to an anime called “your lie in April” typical said as a sign of affection and love.

It stands for

Kimi da yo kimi nanda yo. Oshiete kureta Kurayami mo hikaru nara Hoshizora ni naru

And translates to
It was you, it was you! The one who made me realize; if we can make even the darkness shine, it will become a starry sky.
Me: hey darling. K.D.Y.K.N.Y.O.K.K.M.H.N.H.N.N
S/O: I love you too you goof.

H A N D M I L K

When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.
Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.
H A N D M I L K by Numme February 8, 2019

K.D.Y.K.N.O.K.K.M.H.N.H.N.N 

A much better way to say i love you.

"It was you, it was you! The one who made me realize; If we can make even the darkness shine, it will become a starry sky."
Person #1: I love you
Person #2: I, K.D.Y.K.N.O.K.K.M.H.N.H.N.N you too..

D.I.N.K.U.M 

Acronym for Double Income, No Kids, Unbelievable Mortgage. Describes young hard-working marrieds (or a pair of faggots) who are deferring having children whilst they plough all their money into a very large housing loan. See also D.I.N.K.
Look at that huge mansion; a couple of D.I.N.K.U.M s there.
D.I.N.K.U.M by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006