Keael's definitions

twoh

Abbreviation for "Typing With One Hand". One hand is used for typing, the other for... pleasing. Can be a form of flattery in chatrooms.

sexbot6969: hey bby
lonelyguy822: ur pic is SOO HAWT !!TWOH!!
sexbot6969: Hi! Check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ... I did...
sexbot6969: You're cute! Hey, check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ugh-- what's wrong with you??
sexbot6969: Hi! IM me! 18/F/Cal
lonelyguy822: Tell your programmer he is an ass.
sexbot6969: You like my hawt ass? You can see it in my pic!

by Keael July 15, 2006

wall add

Wall add; when someone adds you as a friend on facebook just so they can read a wall-to-all post thread, with another friend they already have.

I thought he wanted to be my friend, but he just wall added me.

by Keael January 23, 2009

NOES

Short for Nightmare on Elm Street.

Guy : Let's watch NOES!
Girl: Ok, but then I won't have sex with you.
Guy: OH NOES!
Girl: Just kidding! I'm your sister!
Guy: Ok.

by Keael January 14, 2006

hops

Brewers use hops, a small bitter flowering plant, to provide a counterbalancing aroma and taste to beer. The basic idea is not unlike what you would find in a good wine. As you drink, the malty beer washes over your tongue, bringing you body and sweetness. As you swallow, the hops hit the bitter taste buds in the back of your mouth, serving as a tonic, leaving (hopefully) a refreshing taste.

You hate beer — if you do hate beer — because most of the beers you've tried are unbalanced. All you can taste is hops. And with nothing to balance them, hops taste nasty.

by Keael January 4, 2006

Friday the 14th

The day that you have a hangover from all the beer that was forces into you by a man wearning a hockey mask last night.

Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Friday the 14th. You have been beer chug forced by a man in a hockey mask last night.

Guy 1: That's makes sence.

Guy 2: It's sense.

by Keael January 13, 2006

best friend by default

When one has only one friend and must rank them as their best friend due to the fact that there are no runners up.

Person 1: Hey man who is your best friend?
Person 2: Bob; he's my best friend by default.

by Keael February 27, 2006

soulch

To soul search. Derived from soul and search.

After all these years of soulching, I think I've finally found my soul mate.

by Keael October 17, 2006