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Keep moving! This term is usually followed by an explitive.
K-mo by Jimi 9 September 30, 2003
Words you can keep
To be fucked over, screwed over, or have your life get that much worse. The "speedbump" that horribly fucks up your once perfect life. This occurs when your life is already rock-bottom and God throws you a shovel.
"Did you hear about John? Not only was he raped by another guy, that guy had AIDS, crabs, and the clap! Talk about getting K-Mocked!!!"

"Man, last night SUCKED!!! That chick I took home from the club? First, she had a penis. Second, she stole my wallet. And third, she poured sugar in my gas tank AND shot my dog in the face....MAN I got K-Mocked!!!"
K-Mock by Dick Liquorz April 15, 2009
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J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M 

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with
adjective
derivative of the term "cashed"

1. when the marijuana in a certain "consumption receptacle" has been reduced/burnt to ash.

2. one being physically or mentally exhausted.
Jamaal: bro you get a hit off that?
Winston: naah man. its K money.
K money by hood rich productions December 3, 2009

Los Sa-K-Mostros

A Gang Los Sa-k-Mostros formed in P.R in 2005.; The Sakamostros are a gang that lived in Caserios from the Barrios (the hood). it came to US in early 2006 to fight with some Racist mollo(blacks) gangs. There a currently 128 members. Los Sa-k-mostros are dangerous.
LS 4 Life
El que joda con los saka le entramos a tiros con una aka
Fuck mollos
Los Sa-k-mostros
Los Sa-K-Mostros by casitas flow October 11, 2006

K money Dangle 

The act of ejaculating into a coffee cup and proceeding to dump it on the nearest Chihauha or Pomeranian.
"Hey i just got back from k money dangling"
"No way bro, Why didnt u call me?"
"cuz i only k money dangle by myself"
K money Dangle by Mohlestator September 10, 2009

K-Moment 

Of or pertaining to the Hmong species of nigorant cum eating Jew fiends of society that states the obvious.
"(sending an text message to someone saying "hey are you on your phone?')"-- K-Moment
K-Moment by Communistic April 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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