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K-Mock
To be fucked over, screwed over, or have your life get that much worse. The "speedbump" that horribly fucks up your once perfect life. This occurs when your life is already rock-bottom and God throws you a shovel.
"Did you hear about John? Not only was he raped by another guy, that guy had AIDS, crabs, and the clap! Talk about getting K-Mocked!!!"
"Man, last night SUCKED!!! That chick I took home from the club? First, she had a penis. Second, she stole my wallet. And third, she poured sugar in my gas tank AND shot my dog in the face....MAN I got K-Mocked!!!"
"Man, last night SUCKED!!! That chick I took home from the club? First, she had a penis. Second, she stole my wallet. And third, she poured sugar in my gas tank AND shot my dog in the face....MAN I got K-Mocked!!!"
K-Mock by Dick Liquorz April 15, 2009
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M by AnnoyedbyBRBS June 10, 2022
K money
adjective
derivative of the term "cashed"
1. when the marijuana in a certain "consumption receptacle" has been reduced/burnt to ash.
2. one being physically or mentally exhausted.
derivative of the term "cashed"
1. when the marijuana in a certain "consumption receptacle" has been reduced/burnt to ash.
2. one being physically or mentally exhausted.
K money by hood rich productions December 3, 2009
Los Sa-K-Mostros
A Gang Los Sa-k-Mostros formed in P.R in 2005.; The Sakamostros are a gang that lived in Caserios from the Barrios (the hood). it came to US in early 2006 to fight with some Racist mollo(blacks) gangs. There a currently 128 members. Los Sa-k-mostros are dangerous.
Los Sa-K-Mostros by casitas flow October 11, 2006
K money Dangle
The act of ejaculating into a coffee cup and proceeding to dump it on the nearest Chihauha or Pomeranian.
"Hey i just got back from k money dangling"
"No way bro, Why didnt u call me?"
"cuz i only k money dangle by myself"
"No way bro, Why didnt u call me?"
"cuz i only k money dangle by myself"
K money Dangle by Mohlestator September 10, 2009
K-Moment
Of or pertaining to the Hmong species of nigorant cum eating Jew fiends of society that states the obvious.
K-Moment by Communistic April 27, 2009
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