K.M.D. 

Acronym for "Kilirit Mi Dir" (kuh-leer-eet me dearr)

An idiom in Armenian that literally translates to "Don't put it on your dick" meaning "You shouldn't give a flying fuck?"

Acronym usually used among somewhat English-influenced Persian-Armenian men between the ages of 16 - 40. (and as of lately, Persian-Armenian women)

Actual phrase used amongst all Armenian men.

- Arby (or take your pick from Arin/Aris/Artin/Ara/Arman

/Arthur/Aklore): "I hope that girl PESTineh texts me soon."

- Narbeh: "Laaaav dude, K.M.D. , she's not even that hot

brooo."

K.M.D. by Stud Muffin413 March 5, 2011

k.m.d.n 

a group of kids in harrisburg that dislike a kid named nate...it stands for kiss my dick nate.

k.m.d.n is thuggin!

k.m.d.n by hbguptowncuz September 22, 2009

K.M.D.D. 

When a person keeps me entertained daily they Keep Me Dying Daily K.M.D.D.

Sharon is always making me laugh she unknowingly K.M.D.D.

K.M.D.D. by iMiMi June 25, 2017

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D 

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do

Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

K.D.M.O

Kness down mouth open

Jamie need to stop living that K.D.M.O life.

K.D.M.O by IGodDabIt!!! November 27, 2020

I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D.

I Think About Killing Myself *Almost* Every Day

Depending On How bad it is, the person may or may not include “almost”

Cryptic Social Media Post:

“I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D.”
Or
“I.T.A.K.M.E.D.”
Or
“ITAKMAED”
Or
“ITAKMED”

I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D. by Dolphin Daddy December 18, 2025