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Stands for kiss my ass.
1. Damn it baby, K.M.A! You always have to argue with everything I say!

2. K.M.A dramaqueen, you talk to much mess.
K.M.A by K.M.A November 6, 2004
Words you can keep
This term is a self-coined abbreviation for "kiss my ass" which everyone realizes as soon as they're hit with it.
"You're gay". "Whatever, your mom's gay. So k.m.a."
k.m.a. by tha mizzle February 27, 2008
Kiss My Ass Rotten Thot, used when sayin kiss my ass isn't enough
Thot:Ugh Ur so disgusting
Cool guy:K.M.A.R.T
K.M.A.R.T by Astnee Spreteng June 21, 2021
Kiss My Ass Sucka. also wrote as K-MAS
If ya love me then Merry X-MAS
If ya hate me then Merry K.M.A.S
K.M.A.S by Kazerian December 28, 2011

k.m.a.p.s.i 

k.m.a.p.s.i stands for kicks more ass per square inch
Josh: "Yeah she k.m.a.p.s.i than stacy"
Tyler: "Excuse me but what the cinnamon toast f does that mean??"
k.m.a.p.s.i by annathething January 31, 2020

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M 

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D 

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do
Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?
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