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The state one enters when doing a small to moderate amount of the dissociative anaesthetic drug Ketamine (Special K). In contrast to entering the K Hole, K Land is considered a desirable effect of the drug and the user feels an element of detachment from the physical world. In particular one may get 'vibes' that switch quickly, for example everything may seem old, then suddenly new, then switch back again. Note: K Land is not K Town. K Town doesn't exist.
So Andy and me right we had a bump of K and man for the next 10 minutes we were in fucking K Land.
K Land is an awesome fucking place to go, but don't overdo it or you'll end up in the K Hole and that's scary!
k land by jusberg January 21, 2007
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Landon K 

A dude that streak the bed and kisses dude in hotel room named Porter and Colby
Landon K by Landon kisser June 11, 2022

Landon k 

A man that is charming, with a sense of humor that can make girls blush. But fucking sassy as shit and sometimes you wanna smack the shit out of.
Landon k by Queersforlife October 7, 2023
A fairly large tongan who enjoys indulging himself with the exquisite taste of Equus caballus. He's exceptionally gifted in the musical arts as well as a variety of other arrangements. If you are not aware of this man's presence, please vacate that rock in which you have been living under all these years.
Girl: "OMG! There's Klandon!!! .....(Hide the horses)

Moke Guy: "Ho rajah Klandon, you stay one beast at da guitar lydat yeah!?"

White Guy: "Excuse me Sir, Can you please step out of the vehicle.....and make way for Klandon"

Tongan Guy: "Tamasi!"
Klandon by iLAVET! June 20, 2011
Racist grandma or grandma that is member of the Ku Klux Klan. The word was created by the person who created the subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma, which posts racist memes. Formed with the words "Klan" and "Grandma".
Basically, r/forwardsfromklandma is r/forwardsfromgrandma but racist.
The word is normally used in titles of posts in the already mentioned subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma.
u/reddituser: "Klandma posting anti-muslim memes again"
Klandma by Emilinko November 26, 2019
The spread of white supremacist beliefs through a community, region, or class.
There's a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns
klandemic by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020
Some niggers that live next door to me moved out after I lit up a Klandle in their front yard.