Klandon

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A fairly large tongan who enjoys indulging himself with the exquisite taste of Equus caballus. He's exceptionally gifted in the musical arts as well as a variety of other arrangements. If you are not aware of this man's presence, please vacate that rock in which you have been living under all these years.

Girl: "OMG! There's Klandon!!! .....(Hide the horses)

Moke Guy: "Ho rajah Klandon, you stay one beast at da guitar lydat yeah!?"

White Guy: "Excuse me Sir, Can you please step out of the vehicle.....and make way for Klandon"

Tongan Guy: "Tamasi!"

Klandon by iLAVET! June 20, 2011

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Kelandon

The climax of sexual excitement, consisting of intense muscle tightening around the genital area experienced as a pleasurable wave of tingling sensations through parts of the body

God that was the best, Kelandon.

Kelandon by KGF May 3, 2006

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kandon

A really nice guy, they are the nicest and the hottest guy you will ever meet. Kandons are usually very funny, energetic, and charming. Usually a combination of Katie and Brandon. You would be very very lucky to meet a Kandon, so enjoy the time you have with Kandon.

Monica: That party was fun!
Erica: Did you see the way Kandon partied?
Monica: OMG he was hot and he was also very charming.
Erica: Almost everyone at school likes him so we'll have competition.

kandon by FragmentedPie September 21, 2013

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klandanna

1. an tent shaped hat that you can also wear around your neck. like a bandanna.

2. a white bandana

did you see andy's klandanna, its so damn sexy and white-supremest

klandanna by thee hammer October 23, 2007

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Krandon

the perfect combination of fun, hysterical, sound-effect making, easy-going, handsome Brandon combined with happy, ever-loving, ear-playing, barnacling, active Kelly. The bestest couple.

Person #1 - "Whose coming tonight?"
Person #2 - "Well, there's Brandon and Kelly."
Person #1 - "Oh you mean, Krandon?"

Krandon by Args August 6, 2012

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Klanmont

A different way to call the city of Claremont, as they are majority white and have historical evidence of excluding minorities in their communities.

Tonight we're meeting in Klanmont to complain about how AlL lIvEs MaTtEr.

Klanmont by Sauceyyy13 June 7, 2020

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kandon

a smelly skid mark and stink up the call

kandon is a skid mark

kandon by A ugly rude kid September 28, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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