Klandon 

A fairly large tongan who enjoys indulging himself with the exquisite taste of Equus caballus. He's exceptionally gifted in the musical arts as well as a variety of other arrangements. If you are not aware of this man's presence, please vacate that rock in which you have been living under all these years.

Girl: "OMG! There's Klandon!!! .....(Hide the horses)

Moke Guy: "Ho rajah Klandon, you stay one beast at da guitar lydat yeah!?"

White Guy: "Excuse me Sir, Can you please step out of the vehicle.....and make way for Klandon"

Tongan Guy: "Tamasi!"

Klandon by iLAVET! June 20, 2011

Kelandon 

The climax of sexual excitement, consisting of intense muscle tightening around the genital area experienced as a pleasurable wave of tingling sensations through parts of the body

God that was the best, Kelandon.

Kelandon by KGF May 3, 2006

kandon 

A really nice guy, they are the nicest and the hottest guy you will ever meet. Kandons are usually very funny, energetic, and charming. Usually a combination of Katie and Brandon. You would be very very lucky to meet a Kandon, so enjoy the time you have with Kandon.

Monica: That party was fun!
Erica: Did you see the way Kandon partied?
Monica: OMG he was hot and he was also very charming.
Erica: Almost everyone at school likes him so we'll have competition.

kandon by FragmentedPie September 21, 2013

klandanna 

1. an tent shaped hat that you can also wear around your neck. like a bandanna.

2. a white bandana

did you see andy's klandanna, its so damn sexy and white-supremest

klandanna by thee hammer October 23, 2007

Krandon 

the perfect combination of fun, hysterical, sound-effect making, easy-going, handsome Brandon combined with happy, ever-loving, ear-playing, barnacling, active Kelly. The bestest couple.

Person #1 - "Whose coming tonight?"
Person #2 - "Well, there's Brandon and Kelly."
Person #1 - "Oh you mean, Krandon?"

Krandon by Args August 6, 2012

Klanmont 

A different way to call the city of Claremont, as they are majority white and have historical evidence of excluding minorities in their communities.

Tonight we're meeting in Klanmont to complain about how AlL lIvEs MaTtEr.

Klanmont by Sauceyyy13 June 7, 2020

kandon 

a smelly skid mark and stink up the call

kandon is a skid mark

kandon by A ugly rude kid September 28, 2020