Klandon

A fairly large tongan who enjoys indulging himself with the exquisite taste of Equus caballus. He's exceptionally gifted in the musical arts as well as a variety of other arrangements. If you are not aware of this man's presence, please vacate that rock in which you have been living under all these years.

Girl: "OMG! There's Klandon!!! .....(Hide the horses)

Moke Guy: "Ho rajah Klandon, you stay one beast at da guitar lydat yeah!?"

White Guy: "Excuse me Sir, Can you please step out of the vehicle.....and make way for Klandon"

Tongan Guy: "Tamasi!"

by iLAVET! June 20, 2011

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Kelandon

The climax of sexual excitement, consisting of intense muscle tightening around the genital area experienced as a pleasurable wave of tingling sensations through parts of the body

God that was the best, Kelandon.

by KGF May 3, 2006

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kandon

A really nice guy, they are the nicest and the hottest guy you will ever meet. Kandons are usually very funny, energetic, and charming. Usually a combination of Katie and Brandon. You would be very very lucky to meet a Kandon, so enjoy the time you have with Kandon.

Monica: That party was fun!
Erica: Did you see the way Kandon partied?
Monica: OMG he was hot and he was also very charming.
Erica: Almost everyone at school likes him so we'll have competition.

by FragmentedPie September 21, 2013

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klandanna

1. an tent shaped hat that you can also wear around your neck. like a bandanna.

2. a white bandana

did you see andy's klandanna, its so damn sexy and white-supremest

by thee hammer October 23, 2007

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Krandon

the perfect combination of fun, hysterical, sound-effect making, easy-going, handsome Brandon combined with happy, ever-loving, ear-playing, barnacling, active Kelly. The bestest couple.

Person #1 - "Whose coming tonight?"
Person #2 - "Well, there's Brandon and Kelly."
Person #1 - "Oh you mean, Krandon?"

by Args August 6, 2012

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