The people who originate from the Kingdom of Tonga. The first polynesians. Gigantic, and have natural steroids; Ulu, and HorSe
Tongans are gigantic, and all have a natural ability to play sports. there are two types of tongan bodies. the big (fat) ones, who tend to be naturally strong, and the big (muscular) ones who are the dominant athletes of whatever group they are in until they decide to stop playing. TOngans are powerhouses in Rugby and Football.
Tongans are very nice, hospitable, and religious people. But when you make them mad they'll beat you to a pulp no matter who you are, or how strong you think you are.
TONGANS ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SAMOANS
Tongans are gigantic, and all have a natural ability to play sports. there are two types of tongan bodies. the big (fat) ones, who tend to be naturally strong, and the big (muscular) ones who are the dominant athletes of whatever group they are in until they decide to stop playing. TOngans are powerhouses in Rugby and Football.
Tongans are very nice, hospitable, and religious people. But when you make them mad they'll beat you to a pulp no matter who you are, or how strong you think you are.
TONGANS ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SAMOANS
Neighbor: Oh hey Sione!
Tongan Guy: Malo fred!
Neighbor: I heard your son won the MVP award today.
Tongan Guy: ah yess, he did. I fink it was for, *click sound* ahhh....fuut boll
Neighbor: haha, he is quite the athlete I hear. By the way, that is some good smelling food you are cooking.
Tongan Guy: haha, me and my family love to eat.
Neighbor: yeah, you samoans eat quite a bit!
Tongan Guy: ....
Tongan Guy: Malo fred!
Neighbor: I heard your son won the MVP award today.
Tongan Guy: ah yess, he did. I fink it was for, *click sound* ahhh....fuut boll
Neighbor: haha, he is quite the athlete I hear. By the way, that is some good smelling food you are cooking.
Tongan Guy: haha, me and my family love to eat.
Neighbor: yeah, you samoans eat quite a bit!
Tongan Guy: ....
by Hafekasi April 21, 2008
cool ass polynesians that come from the island of Tonga, a sister island to Samoa. only in certain areas do samoans and tongans bump heads, but for the most part they are the two most similar cultures in Polynesia. both islands dominate over the others in polynesia, are super huge, best at football n rugby, and love to drink kava while listening to Lucky Dube!...tongans n samoans are like JayZ n Naz...only beef because theyre both the best...
by Compton Africa September 02, 2007
- every time I see a keg at Shorview park , I know someones party was crashed and their keg was taken.
by maze January 05, 2004
Tongans are huge motherfuckers from tonga. They can fuck people up if you mess wit them. Fucking mes with them and you won't see your face again.
Tongans are good at Rugby like most other polynesians.
Tongans are good at Rugby like most other polynesians.
Tongan Friend: Bro, you fucked up dat dude bad.
Tongan Boy: Yeh bro, he told me to get fucked so I fucked up his face.
Tongan Boy: Yeh bro, he told me to get fucked so I fucked up his face.
by puaka baha August 27, 2008
the boy was was tongan when he was late for school
by Brad lad October 29, 2007
Polynesians from the island of Tonga. Most are either Catholic or Mormon. They are some of the largest people ever. Bob Marley is like a god to them. The most heavily Tongan populated city in the United States is Euless, Texas. Most of them smoke weed which is what prevents a lot of them from making it big in the NFL. In about 6 years, everybody in America will know what a tongan is based on Ofa Moheatau. He'll be bussin heads in the NFL. They usually have a hate for Samoans. Samoans also have a hate for Tongans. Usually in any samoan on tongan fight, it is the tongan that wins. All Tongans are some how related. The entire race.
by JP June 17, 2004
Origin from the pacific island kingdom of tonga. tongans are generally referred to as being arrogant at times. tongans love to gossip & are very competitive amongst their own when throwing "lavish" parties on special occasions/events like birthdays, weddings etc. very friendly people, tend to be a little obnoxious. metophorically compared to 'horses.' tongans can hold their liquor & love to party hardy. tongans are big & very proud people so dont fuck with them...they'll hurt you.
by lipstick_armor April 25, 2006