15 definition by Crawdad Nelson

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Liberal of stunning intellectual achievement
That Obama's a real libtard
by Crawdad Nelson December 07, 2016

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The villains du jour; imaginary nefarious agents of chaos; a group of 400 pound high school students in a dark suburban basement.
Those Russian hackers stole the election!
by Crawdad Nelson December 14, 2016

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A trivialization of the psychological term for the effect wrought on an individual when items or events remind them of trauma they have suffered; an attempt to smear the holder of an opinion which with one disagrees; a simple-minded reply to any evidence which one has been told is fake news.
A: Climate change , by altering world weather patterns and sea levels, among other effects, threatens to cause traumatic dislocation and famine.
B: Triggered!
by Crawdad Nelson March 18, 2017

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The spread of white supremacist beliefs through a community, region, or class.
There's a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns
by Crawdad Nelson May 07, 2020

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The exponential spread of white supremist beliefs through a community.
There's been a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns.
by Crawdad Nelson May 07, 2020

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A crime the grand jury defines as a crime while you don't; skullduggery; dirty tricks.
Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.
by Crawdad Nelson February 01, 2019

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Whatever the person speaking thinks, has heard, or has read online.
You'd be shocked if you knew the truth about 911.
by Crawdad Nelson December 12, 2016

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