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A Group of Ignorant Rednecks who Dress up in bedsheets and protest because they are still but hurt from the civil war. Known For having the mental capacity of a potato.
look at those Ku Klux Klan members. I wonder if any of them graduated high school.
by riost November 27, 2015
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crazy rascist ass mother fuckers with pillow cases on their heads; even on their horses!!
teacher: Billy!! take off that god damn hood! you look like a frieken ku klux klan member!!
by kai-lan April 07, 2009
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Normally shortened into the abbreviation "KKK". This is a group or organization of racist, homophobic dumb rednecks with low levels of intelligence and missing teeth who are mostly situated in the Southeastern part of the United States and believe greatly in the racial and genetic purity of the Aryan race. They also have no problems with incestuous relationships between relatives if it helps to preserve the "purity" of their race, despite this being a big no-no in biology. They normally wear white robes which are also equipped with white hoods to conceal their identities. Funny thing is that their costumes were influenced by some of the costumes that the Crusaders wore during the Middle Ages and the Crusaders were all Catholic and the KKK dislike catholics.

The KKK were first formed in a city in Tennessee in 1865 but this group eventually disbanded. Since then there have been various revivals, splinter groups, offshoots, etc. and unsurprisingly, Tennessee is one of the states that contains several KKK groups that are in operation to this day as well as many other racist groups (Tennessee contains an estimated 37 racist groups in total which is probably why they are considered to be the 6th most racist state and one of the most dumbest states in America). Other states that have KKK related groups include Texas, Mississippi, Arkansas and North Carolina.
The Ku Klux Klan are a band of stupid, racist rednecks that inhabit the Southern United States. Texas tends to house most of the these KKK groups with Arkansas, Mississippi, and Tennessee following suit. These states also contain quite a bit of violence, racial contempt and lack of intelligence which correlates with their low IQ scores.
by Preacher of Truth November 29, 2014
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a bunch of retarded white guys that wear pillow cases and bed sheets on there heads,they are also raceist and are mostly made up of red neaks.
by baka_kuso_yarou December 09, 2004
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their existence in this universe is not needed nor is it wanted...they do nothing but contaminate the Ether with negativity.

Also a term for the complete absence of cranial activity.
Look at those ku klux klan assholes! why do they hide under those bedsheets?

I dunno...maybe they wanna be a ghost for Halloween...BOO!!!
by rockhed May 20, 2008
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the KKK is the most stupid group of people i have ever come to know.
i'm part of the KKK and i really want to get out of this cult, the longer i stay the more of a chance i'm going to hell. (fuck that, my ticket's laminated because of you sick fucks)
i never should have joined, i was so stupid now and if i could have ONE WISH, i would wish that all of the KKK burns in hell with me.
thanks for ruining my life. you know instead of being assholes to everyone you should try befriending Jews, Blacks, and Asians. they're not too bad!!! they're better than you shitty excuses for a human being. the KKK is a waste of carbon, sperm and egg, they're God's enemies and they're too blind to see that. they've blinded themselves because they can't see the outside world, they can only see their insides (why? because their heads are up their asses).
as someone said earlier, you make no sense, you burn crosses yet you're for God.
ahem *opens Bible*
i believe the Bible says "you shall not murder".
*continues reading*
“There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you
are all one in Christ Jesus.” Galatians 3:28
God also said he created every man equal...
John 3:16 says that God
so loved the world, ALL men.

so you're all contradicting youself. you're a confused group of shit piles who take out their confusion on nice, harmless, innocent people who aren't confused. because of you breaking the commandments, they are ALL going to hell.
to those i have spoken about in this definition, thank you for reading and have a good death, fuckers.
Sunsay School Kids: "Why does the Ku Klux Klan kill people, Father John?"
Father John: "They are confused, children"
SSK: "Aren't they disobeying God?"
FJ: "Yes"
SSK: "Didn't they say they work for God?"
FJ: "Yes."
SSK: "What's the matter with them?"
FJ: "They are posing as God's servants, they are spies for Satan."
SSK: "We're gonna grow up in this world??" *shoots themselves*

...so, do you see what you did thar? you've done it. you've killed innocent children (on the inside).
on the inside, they're dead because of you.
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People who think that think any day is good for Halloween, and don't leave you alone even if you give them candy.
That's the same stupid ghost costume you wore last year! Try something a little more original this time!
by Killing Kittens November 03, 2004
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