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Racist grandma or grandma that is member of the Ku Klux Klan. The word was created by the person who created the subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma, which posts racist memes. Formed with the words "Klan" and "Grandma".
Basically, r/forwardsfromklandma is r/forwardsfromgrandma but racist.
The word is normally used in titles of posts in the already mentioned subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma.
u/reddituser: "Klandma posting anti-muslim memes again"
Klandma by Emilinko November 26, 2019
Words you can keep

Klanimal 

A member of the KKK who is either an animal or worse that the average KKK human member... As sported by Joy on My Name is Earl
He ain't any old stupid KKK member he's a fucking Klanimal.
Klanimal by Jon_Diego January 5, 2010

Keyboard Klansman 

n: The loser, with a surplus of time on his hands, that clicks on YouTube links just so he can leave a racist rant in the comments section.

This individual is usually hard to identify/locate, since he chooses to express his bad-ass, pseudo-nazi rhetoric from the safety of his super-secret Racist Loser Batcave.

The rants of these losers are easily identified by misspelled words, lack of punctuation, and overusage of profanity.

ex 1: In the news today: Jimbo Johnson, aka niggerhayter1981, was severely beaten after several members of the G.W. Bush High School basketball team uncovered the true identity of the elusive keyboard klansman.
He will be missed.

ex 2: "Dang-Gone!! another McDonald's application denied! ...and it's all cuzza them dang Mexicans!! Looks like a job for the Keyboard Klansman... I'll show 'em!"
Keyboard Klansman by Harry Hogdick February 15, 2009

Klandalia 

A nickname for Vandalia, Illinois. Vandalia, a small rural town, was once the Illinois state capitol. The nickname originated due to the town's citizens' known ties and involvement with the KKK. The intensely Republican town is now mostly known for its State Correctional Facility and high abundance of meth.
There are so many white people in Klandalia.
Klandalia by bhillsss June 24, 2021

Klansman 

Klansman by SlasheR September 26, 2003

Klandakian Star 

1. A cosmic symbol formed by four intersecting red triangles encased within a black polyhedron with its four arms bent in various angles.

2. The emblem of the Shintu.
The emblem of the Shintu Warriors is the Klandakian Star.
Klandakian Star by Kiko December 17, 2003

klandanna 

1. an tent shaped hat that you can also wear around your neck. like a bandanna.

2. a white bandana
did you see andy's klandanna, its so damn sexy and white-supremest
klandanna by thee hammer October 23, 2007
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