jvete

means get off in spanish

jvete tu penish too small

by anonymous February 17, 2023

Jeter Tweeter

(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.

OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.

by jredman April 19, 2017

jonkin my jeter

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.

You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!

by DJ Ridge and n00bd00dle March 17, 2011

Jeter Move

A respectable move. Something that is done for the pursuit of justice. Also used to describe an act of classiness and sophistication.

Guy 1: "Yo, did you fuck that wicked drunk girl last night when you brought her upstairs?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just brought her up to her bed and made sure she was alright."
Guy 1: "Jeter Move, bro."

by Rex John II February 22, 2015

jetear

Mexican slang for "sleep".

Quiero jetear toda la tarde.
Se quedó jetón en la película.

by Luis Mariano April 20, 2014

Jeter Hood

When a man is in the middle of a threesome between two girls with strap ons.

A drunk man in CVS: "I've been in a couple of "Jeter Hoods" myself."

by OmniverseBaron October 20, 2018

Jonking my jeter

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

by jeterjonk October 25, 2010