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jvete 

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means get off in spanish
jvete tu penish too small
jvete by anonymous February 17, 2023
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Jeter Tweeter 

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(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.
OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.
Jeter Tweeter by jredman April 19, 2017
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Related Words
jvete • Jeter • jeeter • Jetered • Jete • jeeted • Jeterian • Jaeten • jeetendera • jeetendra

jonkin my jeter 

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a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.
You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!
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Jeter Move 

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A respectable move. Something that is done for the pursuit of justice. Also used to describe an act of classiness and sophistication.
Guy 1: "Yo, did you fuck that wicked drunk girl last night when you brought her upstairs?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just brought her up to her bed and made sure she was alright."
Guy 1: "Jeter Move, bro."
Jeter Move by Rex John II February 22, 2015
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jetear 

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Mexican slang for "sleep".
Quiero jetear toda la tarde.
Se quedó jetón en la película.
jetear by Luis Mariano April 20, 2014
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Jeter Hood 

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When a man is in the middle of a threesome between two girls with strap ons.
A drunk man in CVS: "I've been in a couple of "Jeter Hoods" myself."
Jeter Hood by OmniverseBaron October 20, 2018
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Jonking my jeter 

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Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Jonking my jeter by jeterjonk October 25, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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