Jetered 

To be "forever dumped" by one's significant other, friend or partner, which basically means that the "dumpee" is cutoff by the "dumper" in every way, shape, or form.

Famous people who have been "Jetered" include Mariah Carey and Alex Rodriguez.

He got so Jetered, she is not even letting him go to her place to get back the clothes he left there.

Jetered by Marc J Cassata September 20, 2008

jetered 

to be cut off cold; excommunicated;

it's like having someone having put his/her hand in your face, only permanently.

"Jeter reportedly has never forgiven A-Rod for the disparaging remarks he made in Esquire in 2001, and as one Yankee official said, "There is no coming back from one of Derek's grudges. Once you're gone, you're gone."

(Alex) Rodriguez shouldn't feel that bad, really. Jeter apparently did the same to Mariah Carey a decade ago, cutting off their relationship so abruptly -- and remaining so determined not to let the singer back into his good graces -- that kids created the slang-verb "Jetered" to mean getting forever dumped."

Bob Klapisch, ESPN

jetered by CBK October 18, 2006

Jetered 

To be put in an unwanted and painful position.
As it was recently revealed that Derek Jeter has been known to enter the third input without notice or lubrication.

When someone gets hit in the face, "that guy just got jetered!"

Jetered by Ederscom January 4, 2010

Jetered 

To give or get the herpes from a hot celebrity unknowingly as Derrick Jeter has given to many celebritie women .

I went to the doctor and I found out that I've been jetered (given the jeters).

Jetered by Williewiggles2004 May 15, 2016

Jetered 

(verb) to contract herpes

Jessica Alba got "Jetered" and now has to take Valtrex for her herpes.

std herpes jeter

Jetered by oscarthegrouch42086 November 20, 2013

Jetered out 

When you are so sick of hearing about how wonderful some other individual is.

After a year of hearing, ad nauseam, about how, Derek Jeter invented baseball and is the best person since Jesus Christ, I am Jetered out.

Jetered out by Doctor Java September 27, 2014

derek jetered 

To be out with your friends at a bar very late at night and at the last minute you still manage to pull the hottest girl in the place

It was just us standing around all night until I Derek Jetered this girl that we all had hot balls for.

derek jetered by Gross Tony March 7, 2008