jetear 

Mexican slang for "sleep".

Quiero jetear toda la tarde.
Se quedó jetón en la película.

jetear by Luis Mariano April 20, 2014

Jeter Tweeter 

(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.

OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.

Jeter Tweeter by jredman April 19, 2017

jonkin my jeter 

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.

You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!

jonkin my jeter by DJ Ridge and n00bd00dle March 17, 2011

Jeter Move 

A respectable move. Something that is done for the pursuit of justice. Also used to describe an act of classiness and sophistication.

Guy 1: "Yo, did you fuck that wicked drunk girl last night when you brought her upstairs?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just brought her up to her bed and made sure she was alright."
Guy 1: "Jeter Move, bro."

Jeter Move by Rex John II February 22, 2015

Jeter Hood 

When a man is in the middle of a threesome between two girls with strap ons.

A drunk man in CVS: "I've been in a couple of "Jeter Hoods" myself."

Jeter Hood by OmniverseBaron October 20, 2018

Jonking my jeter 

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

Jonking my jeter by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

pordan jeterson

The radical leftist, Marxist and anticapitalistic arch-nemesis of Jordan Peterson; known for being an avid supporter of equality of outcome and critical race theory. The Yin to the Yang that is Jordan Peterson.

Pordan Jeterson grows stronger for every passing second! Release the lobsters!

pordan jeterson by Shirt_Pants June 17, 2021