juvea
I kind and caring person, you will love her always for who she really is and really knows how to keep her friends
juvea by Riley Norway April 6, 2018
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Juvia
Juvia by Ms.FairyTail February 22, 2019
intellectually juvenile
The term 'intellectually juvenile' politely describes someone who is unintelligent, unwise or just not the 'sharpest knife in the drawer'.
The term 'intellectually juvenile' applies to a person, or group of people, who are not as developed in their thinking as they should be for their age, education, experience, geographical location, social environment, etc.
Background: Most of the people who are constantly calling other people 'stupid' are well known to be 'not-so-bright-themselves', and thus the word 'stupid' has lost its credibility and power as a descriptive term. The word 'stupid' is overused, low brow and passé.
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The term 'intellectually juvenile' applies to a person, or group of people, who are not as developed in their thinking as they should be for their age, education, experience, geographical location, social environment, etc.
Background: Most of the people who are constantly calling other people 'stupid' are well known to be 'not-so-bright-themselves', and thus the word 'stupid' has lost its credibility and power as a descriptive term. The word 'stupid' is overused, low brow and passé.
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Ex.
Jim: Glenn! Did you just call me stupid !?!
Glenn: No, Jim. However, I most certainly implied that you are 'intellectually juvenile'. (said while smiling and in a nice tone)
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Jim: OK! I thought you were calling me stupid, and, I was about to get very upset. Sorry.
Glenn: That's OK Jim. Most 'intellectually juvenile' people are blissfully unaware when a person calls them out on their errors, nonsense and lies, and they are generally oblivious when a sentient uses accurate, basic and descriptive words to describe 'intellectually juvenile' people to themselves.
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Jim: You are a great friend, Glenn!
Glenn: I know. (smiling that smile he is well known for)
Jim: Glenn! Did you just call me stupid !?!
Glenn: No, Jim. However, I most certainly implied that you are 'intellectually juvenile'. (said while smiling and in a nice tone)
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Jim: OK! I thought you were calling me stupid, and, I was about to get very upset. Sorry.
Glenn: That's OK Jim. Most 'intellectually juvenile' people are blissfully unaware when a person calls them out on their errors, nonsense and lies, and they are generally oblivious when a sentient uses accurate, basic and descriptive words to describe 'intellectually juvenile' people to themselves.
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Jim: You are a great friend, Glenn!
Glenn: I know. (smiling that smile he is well known for)
intellectually juvenile by GlennyJ November 20, 2013
juvante
A black man who falls hard for girls, usually very flirty and knows exactly what to say to get what they want. Juvante's are usually very talented and great kissers. But, tend to be players.
juvante by im beautifulllllllllllllllllll July 7, 2011
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The Juneau Effect by JamesCurry June 2, 2016
Juve Merda
Juve Merda is an Italian exclamation against what is believed to be the most thieving football team in all world's football history
Juve Merda by Antijuve January 4, 2019
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