Definitions by JamesCurry

The Juneau Effect 

The feeling or need to turn everything into some sort of math problem.

My algebra teacher often falls victim to The Juneau Effect.

The Juneau Effect by JamesCurry June 2, 2016

Sucking a biscuit on West Street 

Being a prostitute; giving BJ's for money

Teacher: Wear shorts that short again Sarah and you're gonna end up sucking a biscuit on West Street

Sucking a biscuit on West Street by JamesCurry June 1, 2016

The Fourth of Jew-ly 

One night when Hitler was done smoking a fat blunt, circa 1937, he decided to kill a group of Jews with fireworks, instead of the usual method of gassing them. This event was ever officially documented, but is commonly referred to as "The Fourth of Jew-ly".

Happy The Fourth of Jew-ly!

The Fourth of Jew-ly by JamesCurry June 1, 2016

Kyle Seabass

A person with absurdly large ears. It's absolutely ridiculous how big they are.

Todd: "Hey, have you seen how big Kyle Seabass's ears are?"
Jerry: "Yeah, how could I miss them?"

Kyle Seabass by JamesCurry May 11, 2016