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Juneau is the landlocked capitol city of Alaska. It has a population of roughtly 30,000 and growing. Juneau is also one of the largest tourist destinations in the state by way of cruise ship.
The people in Juneau have a tendancy to be very nice and friendly, often either extremist right wing conservatives or uber-liberal hippies. Somehow, even these two groups of people tend to get along wonderfully, despite their political values (ask about ANWR).
When traveling to Juneau, people are often most astonished by the overwhelming amount of surrounding mountains and glaciers. Not far behind is an equally overwhelming amount of rain--as Southeast Alaska is a rainforest.
"I visited Juneau, Alaska on my cruise."
"So...you haven't really visited Juneau then, eh?"
by ThatonechickIdontknow August 02, 2006
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A sexy chocolate man with a huge dick that can satisfy any woman’s needs. With a nice body, and sharp mind he can talk to any girl and make them feel like a queen. U gotta love them
I need a Juneau in my life
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Juneau is the current capitol of Alaska, where it is rumored that teams of dogs lead men to mines of gold and bears out number humans 2/1. When disscusing Juenau the small white logging town of Sitka, may arise in conversation. It is best in these situations to ignore the subject of Sitka, as it's residents are still some what sore that it is not the capitol.
No wonder why Juenau is the captiol Josh, Sitka blows ass, through a tracheotomy tube.
by Alexander March 08, 2005
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Juneau is used when a situation goes bad. It can be also be used as a good situation if you use the word "nice."
Man, that meeting went Juneau
The weather is nice Juneau today
by Phineous Barnhill June 02, 2018
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a hoe and a half who talks to half of Saskatchewan and doesn't just settle down for one guy. A lot of guys chase her but she leaves them all in the dust because she has commitment issues even though she always complains about being single. Other than that she is super fun to be around and can always make you laugh, she's very cute but permanently looks like she's 12 years old
Wow, that girl is more of a hoe than Juneau.
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