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Just-ice
When your gone to jail and gotten out and return with a 36' tall dumptrunk with 50,000 liters of cow shit and bury your enemies up to their necks and leave them buried smelling fresh.
Just-ice is the best beverage as it's a creamy chocolate it's must better than justice. It's a alternative justice option for brutality survivors.
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ice is just frozen worter
ice is just frozen worter by Sebby294 May 31, 2021
Chav Justice Warrior
Fools from the UK whose entire self-worth is derived from their favourite football team. They barely care about their own children half the time, if at all, but will become enraged at the idea of a European Super League. A barely legible regional accent, a football scarf, and the latest £150 Nike Air Max bubble trainers that don't last ten minutes is compulsory. Often seen in the safety of herds of its own species shouting Fuck Off You're Going Down at the opposing team, its fans, old ladies in Lidl car parks, or whoever else walks by them in Butlins/Pontins/Benidorm. Pay attention and you'll see the older fatter ones who are too unfit to cause much trouble egging on the younger more impressionable ones to cause it for them by proxy. If they have a garden garden it is likely covered in rubbish and shredded plastic toys that were chewed to bits by pitbulls. They think the 5G phone network is a government psyop and that university is a myth. More recently they have been spotted standing around outside football stadiums looking upset, holding hand-written signs saying things like, 'i luvs me futball i do', 'i luv futty more than me own kids innit', '5G made me do it', 'im a gud dad me like', 'i wont pay child support but i will pay 700 quid for a limited edition pair of trainers', 'me pitbull george best ate 5 of are kids but as long as man u is still in the premiership im appy like', etc etc.
Chav Justice Warriors often vote torie because they don't like immigrants or foreigners, despite the fact at least half of their favourite football team is non-white.
Chav Justice Warrior by AliceInUtero May 2, 2021
Poetic Justice
When life hands someone their Karma in an elegant way, with witnesses and without any encouragement from victims or victors. It's the balancing of the scales of Justice in a way that would make a good story for others to learn from.
Poetic Justice by Flowerbaby April 16, 2019
Social Justice Bullies
People who do not realize that people make ignorant mistakes. Mostly from what I've seen Tumblr plays a huge part in this. Basically, SJBs are people that see someone has said something wrong or anti-semitic and they get on social media, call them out, (which is fine) but then they take it to another level and pretend to be for social justice, but it boils down to them just disliking the individual so they bully that person to the point of no return without realizing that people do make ignorant and honest mistakes. (Even if the inciter has educated their self and perhaps presented a public apology that is sincere to the core.)
"I'm definitely down for social justice, but these Social Justice Bullies are a real problem."
"She is honestly sorry, but the Social Justice Bullies do not care for her resolution because they get off on calling people out via Tumblr without trying to educate them."
"She is honestly sorry, but the Social Justice Bullies do not care for her resolution because they get off on calling people out via Tumblr without trying to educate them."
Social Justice Bullies by Le17 October 4, 2016
Slanguistic Justice
Slanguistic Justice /slaNG gwistik/ /just is/
n. A language devised to make sense of its stolen parts and its survival from colonized genocide. A coded expression that one’s culture uses for privacy, secrecy and protection. It can be used to convey humor; a language that is not viewed as inferior.
v. Righting a linguistic wrong; an unapologetic approach to cultural relevance. Honoring cultural brilliance resisting their language being erased; confirming its authenticity.
n. A language devised to make sense of its stolen parts and its survival from colonized genocide. A coded expression that one’s culture uses for privacy, secrecy and protection. It can be used to convey humor; a language that is not viewed as inferior.
v. Righting a linguistic wrong; an unapologetic approach to cultural relevance. Honoring cultural brilliance resisting their language being erased; confirming its authenticity.
Ex. As the teacher graded the student’s paper and saw he began with what’s good, she honored his language because of slanguistic justice.
Ex. Slanguistic Justice must be included in all Anti-Black Racism teaching curriculums.
Ex. You know what I mean, nah mean? It’s all about Slanguistic Justice.
Ex. Slanguistic Justice is the ongoing attempt to salvage identity through language and meaning.
Ex. Slanguistic Justice must be included in all Anti-Black Racism teaching curriculums.
Ex. You know what I mean, nah mean? It’s all about Slanguistic Justice.
Ex. Slanguistic Justice is the ongoing attempt to salvage identity through language and meaning.
Slanguistic Justice by LTomay Douglas May 2, 2021
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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