junkstand

A handstand where the guy is naked with all of his junk hanging down.

Bro, Steve just did a junkstand in front of all those girls bro!

by J1Dopeman March 25, 2007

Junkstang

The name for any Ford Mustang, can be a rust bucket or a top end car. Regardless of the state of the vehicle it is still a junkstang because junkstang's are garbage.

Man look at Troy in his sweet junkstang!

by flerpaderp July 28, 2020

junktan

naked sunbathing

going to the nudist beach gonna get my junktan on

by Dear internet, How dare you March 13, 2015

Junkhandler

The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as friskarista.

That junkhandler took his sweet time checking my junk.

by gummer stumps November 25, 2010

Jackstand

When one inserts a bottle of Jack Daniels into ones own rectum and proceeds to complete a handstand.

"I was so intoxicated following my second jackstand."

by Bra2011120 January 11, 2012

the autozone jackstands

When you drive up on the curb in the parking lot of an auto parts store so you can get under the car.

I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.

by Sadie Enward Jr. November 10, 2021

[kick] it off the jackstands

To get really drunk and wild in a short time.

If you can imagine a car on jackstands and you crank it hold the throttle wide open and then someone pushes the car down off the jackstands and it hits the ground spinning and all over the place. Well this is how we descibe how we will start an afternoon before a big party

I don't know about you but ima kick it off the jackstands as soon as i get off work

by Rodney Wingfield October 22, 2004