junktan

naked sunbathing

going to the nudist beach gonna get my junktan on

by Dear internet, How dare you March 13, 2015

junktage

Junktage is all the Ebullshit you find on Ebay looking for some nice things from the 70's or the 80's.. so looks like vintage but really is junktage..

Boy, look all that junktage he's got! what is it a E-barn sale?

by mave73 November 17, 2007

junkanoo

1. A word used by an individual to excite and entice others to join him/her in an endeavor to begin in the immediate future

2. A popular Bahamian festival celebrated on Boxing Day (Dec. 26) and New Year's Day each year. Typically is celebrated with a street parade including music.

1. Behnam: Yo let's go grab some gatorade, pizza, and turkey wraps from the casino deli, all inclusive.
Jeremy: Junkanoooo!
All others: JUNKANOOOO!

2. Bahamian native: "Whatchu know about Junkanoo?!"

by fishba March 31, 2008

Junttan Pile Driver

To forcefully give someone your Primordial Radio EG1 code, giving them access to the best rock and metal radio station known to man. See tiny cc.com/starbrook

Battle Jacket : Hey man I’m sick of hearing adverts with my Metallica, what should I do.

Me: Imma hit you with the Junttan Pile Driver.....Pow!
Battle Jacket: Cheers dude this is the future of Rock and a Metal Radio! Would you like to marry my sister?

by Bo Squiddly October 22, 2019

Junkaneering

someone who makes things out of junk

mate, that bike you built out of a pile of garbage is an excellent example of Junkaneering. its so good you could use it every day if it wasn't so crappy looking.

by fartiscrubs June 15, 2018

Junkstang

The name for any Ford Mustang, can be a rust bucket or a top end car. Regardless of the state of the vehicle it is still a junkstang because junkstang's are garbage.

Man look at Troy in his sweet junkstang!

by flerpaderp July 28, 2020

Junkhandler

The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as friskarista.

That junkhandler took his sweet time checking my junk.

by gummer stumps November 25, 2010