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junktage 

Junktage is all the Ebullshit you find on Ebay looking for some nice things from the 70's or the 80's.. so looks like vintage but really is junktage..
Boy, look all that junktage he's got! what is it a E-barn sale?
junktage by mave73 November 17, 2007
Related Words

junkanoo 

1. A word used by an individual to excite and entice others to join him/her in an endeavor to begin in the immediate future

2. A popular Bahamian festival celebrated on Boxing Day (Dec. 26) and New Year's Day each year. Typically is celebrated with a street parade including music.
1. Behnam: Yo let's go grab some gatorade, pizza, and turkey wraps from the casino deli, all inclusive.
Jeremy: Junkanoooo!
All others: JUNKANOOOO!

2. Bahamian native: "Whatchu know about Junkanoo?!"
junkanoo by fishba March 31, 2008

Junttan Pile Driver 

To forcefully give someone your Primordial Radio EG1 code, giving them access to the best rock and metal radio station known to man. See tiny cc.com/starbrook
Battle Jacket : Hey man I’m sick of hearing adverts with my Metallica, what should I do.

Me: Imma hit you with the Junttan Pile Driver.....Pow!
Battle Jacket: Cheers dude this is the future of Rock and a Metal Radio! Would you like to marry my sister?

Junkaneering 

someone who makes things out of junk
mate, that bike you built out of a pile of garbage is an excellent example of Junkaneering. its so good you could use it every day if it wasn't so crappy looking.
Junkaneering by fartiscrubs June 15, 2018

Junkstang 

The name for any Ford Mustang, can be a rust bucket or a top end car. Regardless of the state of the vehicle it is still a junkstang because junkstang's are garbage.
Man look at Troy in his sweet junkstang!
Junkstang by flerpaderp July 28, 2020

Junkhandler 

The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as friskarista.
That junkhandler took his sweet time checking my junk.
Junkhandler by gummer stumps November 25, 2010