junkshot 

When a guy jerks off while on his back and shoots a load into his own belly button

A junkshot usually happens when a normal guys hasn't beat off for a few days.

junkshot by rookinggood February 24, 2010

Atomic Junkshot 

1. Method used to attempt to slow Japanese atomic meltdown
2. Drink - 1oz Melon, 2oz Well Vodka, 1oz Irish Cream

I'll have a atomic junkshot, and one for the lady.

Atomic Junkshot by s_m_f April 1, 2011

junkshopping 

When you’re live streaming, and you begin having technical difficulties, including, but not limited to: buffering, audio breaking up, video resolution resembles a potato, losing internet connection, etc.

We were having such a great conversation on our live stream, then we started junkshopping, and nobody could see us, or understand what we were saying.

junkshopping by Aunt_Jer October 22, 2020

junk shot 

To strike someone in the genitals with a hand, foot, or object(s).

Oh man, I can't believe Fred hit Sheldon with a junk shot to open up the fight.

junk shot by WebMasterP May 27, 2010

junk shot 

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A photograph of a male nude showing all his exterior genitalia explicitly, full frontal. This is often referred to as "the full Monty", but that term's chief reference is to male-stripper performances, while "junk shot" refers specifically to photographs or videos.

"Junk" has been slang for "penis and testicles" for a number of years, and "shot" in this sense refers to photography.

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"You know that famous nude magazine for straight women and gay men? Levi Johnston disappointed me. He was the main article, but no junk shot of any kind. The centerfold had him showing his bottom."

"Bummer. Pun very much intended."

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junk shot by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

junkshow 

One who is a complete joke. ie. seriously awful person

Sarah is a Junkshow.

junkshow by gwm2 August 26, 2006

junk shot 

n. a punch in the nuts.

1. During exuberant play the toddler gave his dad an accidental junk shot he's staggering to recover from.

2. During exuberant drilling BP's negligent greed gave the planet a junk shot that it's staggering to recover from.

junk shot by ctrlU May 27, 2010