In poker, the best possible hand given the community cards available.
I was drawing dead, he already had the nuts
by Stu Ungar August 14, 2003
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That pizza was the nuts!
by ScootMaster Scamp February 4, 2004
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An engulfing ejaculation so powerful that it will not only blow your dickhead off, but it will stretch your dickhole so far that everything dribbles out and you can make hand signs with the excess skin.
Becky: "Ew, why yo dick dribbling?"
Randy: "Cause I just had the biggest nut nut of my life."
by AnalWolfe November 16, 2016
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The action of completely submerging ones testicles in peanut butter(creamy or crunchy) then someone gobbles gurgles and wipes clean the nutsack to the point of shine.
My uncle forced me to give him a nut nut the other day
by GregHeffleysNuts February 8, 2021
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having the best possible high and low hands in any split poker game, i.e. Stud 8 or Omaha 8.
Layne! Can you say nut nut?

-Scotty Nguyen
by luxloomis October 2, 2008
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