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nigger junk shit 

Anything that doesn't work properly and/or causes chaos to your daily routine.
An item that should handle the job, yet fails tremendously. Leaving the user/operator frustrated.
He went crazy finding multiple ways to finish his project. If the nigger junk shit was working right he would be done.
nigger junk shit by ☆ImFnFamou$☆ November 30, 2017

junkshot 

When a guy jerks off while on his back and shoots a load into his own belly button
A junkshot usually happens when a normal guys hasn't beat off for a few days.
junkshot by rookinggood February 24, 2010

junkashit 

I went to go buy a four wheeler and it was a junkashit.
junkashit by Whit75 April 5, 2024
Geeker make-do shit u wish worked as well as u wanted it to.
He made this junk-shit to replace the gasket, but it only worked for a few hours before the vehicle ran hot again.
Junk-shit by Stewy13 July 29, 2025

Atomic Junkshot 

1. Method used to attempt to slow Japanese atomic meltdown
2. Drink - 1oz Melon, 2oz Well Vodka, 1oz Irish Cream
I'll have a atomic junkshot, and one for the lady.
Atomic Junkshot by s_m_f April 1, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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