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junkshow 

A messy situation; an example of sloppy handiwork; a consequence of poor planning; a gathering that has descended into debauchery and chaos
"Dude, you're about to head out on a river trip and you haven't packed a lifejacket or nearly enough beer. You're runnin' a junkshow!"

Or, "The trip was a complete junkshow. By the second day we had gotten into the hard liquor, and by the third day everyone was dancing on the tabletops."
junkshow by Desertrose5418 October 11, 2008

Junkshow 

Junkshow: n. When a dude thinks it's hot to put his dick through the fly in his jeans and dance around.
Did you see Mike perform that total junkshow? What a tool.
Junkshow by dfuf July 7, 2011

junkshopping 

When you’re live streaming, and you begin having technical difficulties, including, but not limited to: buffering, audio breaking up, video resolution resembles a potato, losing internet connection, etc.
We were having such a great conversation on our live stream, then we started junkshopping, and nobody could see us, or understand what we were saying.
junkshopping by Aunt_Jer October 22, 2020

junk show 

A person that is a walking disaster or that really needs to pull it together.
I was such a junk show because of my hangover, I couldn't get anything done.
junk show by squishee August 14, 2006

junk show 

We could start playing cards if that junk-show Travito showed up
junk show by Bret February 28, 2004

junk-show 

pertaining to someone or something that hinders an opperation. Someone who does not have thier shit together. a scatterbrain, space caddett, an all out mess
What is with this junk show we have to go get krunk

Old head is the biggest junk-show on the plannet
junk-show by Bret February 28, 2004
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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