A soccer(football(futbol)) tactic that involves dribbling with a ball into the opposing defender intentionally, hoping that the ball with ricochet off their legs, allowing the attacker to eventually regain possession, leaving the defender in the dust. Commonly known, and despised, for its effective use in the popular Fifa videogames. Can also be used as a verb.
He was playing with Inter Milan, and bumble jumbled his way to a cheap 4-3 victory.
He is an awful Fifa player, and only beat me because he scored on 4 bumble jumbles.
Jumble a Bitch (v)- "You ever fuck a girl so good, that after you bust, you look over and she was out, you broke a bitch, that ladies and gentleman is what I call jumbling a bitch" - King K da Plug
History:
"Jumble a Bitch" was first started by King K da Plug whilst hanging with some females. Feeling that there were no fun ways to explain the act of fucking a girl real good, he decided to start "Jumble a Bitch". Soon after the creation of this term he released a SoundCloud song called "Jumble a Bitch".
MC Peaches - "How was your night with Bella?"
King K - "bruh it was lit... straight jumbled a bitch"