The "clever" modification to the term "Juggalo".
See where they went with that?
Instead of Jugga~LO, something anyone with self
respect would take
pride in, and not a totally retarded thing to be called,
(hold on. It gets more complicated, so pay attention. Because just when you think they're gonna go one way, POW!)
they say Jugga~
HO.... which totally turns it into something stupid.
Like all of a sudden, you think: Hey! I just got insulted! I was going for Jugga~LO and they totally blew my mind and said Jugga~
HO! Haha!...heh, It totally sounded like Juggalo until the end of the
word! I was totally
OWNED!
That's right,
Now, through the magic of wordplay only previously attainable by the scathing rapier-
wit of a second grade playground fight, the once majestic title of Juggalo has now become the most degrading of insults, absolutely unlike the way it was before
....not stupid.
I hereby cite the
case of Pot vs. Kettle in the infamous "You're
black" hearings of 1604-now.
and
The case of puke vs. shit in the now heavily publicized "You stink" trial of 1973.
HATCHITZ_334:
yall just a juggaho ill fuck ur moms dick and lauph while i
kill u wit my hatchit held hi!!!11!
Me:
...So, does this mean that I don't get to paint my face like a twit, hang out with a group of pot smokers with a full set of teeth and odd number of toes between them, listen to two grown
men dressed like fools, rhyme poorly about a magical circus of retards who judge people based on some idiotic pseudo-religion who's tenets are primarily scribed in the liner notes of a handful of CDs!?!
JuggaletteJenny13:
You know, just because some juggalos (READ: 90%) are illiterate morons doesn't mean there isn't a genius juggalo out there.
(who gets off on such brilliant lyrics like "Bitch you's a
ho, and
ho you's a
bitch. Everybody knows that you's a funky
bitch." or "You're the ugliest bitch I know, but I'd still fuck you, red neck
ho." or "Great Milenko gave me three wishes, that night I fucked three fat
bitches!)
