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jizz + muffins = juffins
"Hey Mike-- why do you like juffins so much?"
-"I don't, but Colin does."
"True story, dude."

What the juffins!?

Shut your juffin oven.

JD is gay.
juffins by westonski January 27, 2007
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jizz + muffin = juffin

Mike likes juffins.

JD has a juffin oven and hordes them for himself. . . . Except on Tuesday and Saturday nights because Kids Eat Free.
juffin by westonski January 27, 2007
When two homosexual men rubb raw naked butts for pleasure.
why are you juffing on my couch?
juffing by Mr. Juff October 11, 2005
(Verb) A 'portmanteau' consisting of the words Jacket and Huffing.

The act of sniffing an individual's scent off an article of clothing that said individual discarded or left behind accidentally. Typically committed towards a person who is known to have a distinct or pleasant smell. Used in a negative connotation, as it is often done in secret - albeit harmless. The enthusiasm and force of the inhalation usually increases with the creepiness of the one practicing the behavior.

Not to be confused with the homosexual act.
Jacob left his zip-up sweater behind after the party. After noticing he had forgotten it I was innocently Juffing it, wondering if he wears some sort of cologne.
Juffing by Gohound October 10, 2012
Juffin Is Like An Person Who Loves Muffin and Hot Dogs
Juffin by Dr.Hate June 14, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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