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(verb)

To act with aggression towards someone, but failing to deliver on the aggression with action.
"Don't even bother with him, he's just juffgin ya."
juffgin by humongouslobster April 19, 2025
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jizz + muffins = juffins
"Hey Mike-- why do you like juffins so much?"
-"I don't, but Colin does."
"True story, dude."

What the juffins!?

Shut your juffin oven.

JD is gay.
juffins by westonski January 27, 2007
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jizz + muffin = juffin

Mike likes juffins.

JD has a juffin oven and hordes them for himself. . . . Except on Tuesday and Saturday nights because Kids Eat Free.
juffin by westonski January 27, 2007
When two homosexual men rubb raw naked butts for pleasure.
why are you juffing on my couch?
juffing by Mr. Juff October 11, 2005
(Verb) A 'portmanteau' consisting of the words Jacket and Huffing.

The act of sniffing an individual's scent off an article of clothing that said individual discarded or left behind accidentally. Typically committed towards a person who is known to have a distinct or pleasant smell. Used in a negative connotation, as it is often done in secret - albeit harmless. The enthusiasm and force of the inhalation usually increases with the creepiness of the one practicing the behavior.

Not to be confused with the homosexual act.
Jacob left his zip-up sweater behind after the party. After noticing he had forgotten it I was innocently Juffing it, wondering if he wears some sort of cologne.
Juffing by Gohound October 10, 2012
Juffin Is Like An Person Who Loves Muffin and Hot Dogs
Juffin by Dr.Hate June 14, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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