Definitions by westonski

juffins 

jizz + muffins = juffins

"Hey Mike-- why do you like juffins so much?"
-"I don't, but Colin does."
"True story, dude."

What the juffins!?

Shut your juffin oven.

JD is gay.

juffins by westonski January 27, 2007

juffin 

jizz + muffin = juffin

Mike likes juffins.

JD has a juffin oven and hordes them for himself. . . . Except on Tuesday and Saturday nights because Kids Eat Free.

juffin by westonski January 27, 2007

jagels

jizz + bagels = jagels

An alternative to the widespread cullinary phenomenon, "juffins."

Not nearly as funny as "juffins."

"Dude-- you eat a lot of jagels."
-"Jagels isn't a word, dude. I think you mean juffins."

Colin touches wee wees a lot. And likes jagels.

jagels by westonski January 27, 2007