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juffing
Juffing
(Verb) A 'portmanteau' consisting of the words Jacket and Huffing.
The act of sniffing an individual's scent off an article of clothing that said individual discarded or left behind accidentally. Typically committed towards a person who is known to have a distinct or pleasant smell. Used in a negative connotation, as it is often done in secret - albeit harmless. The enthusiasm and force of the inhalation usually increases with the creepiness of the one practicing the behavior.
Not to be confused with the homosexual act.
The act of sniffing an individual's scent off an article of clothing that said individual discarded or left behind accidentally. Typically committed towards a person who is known to have a distinct or pleasant smell. Used in a negative connotation, as it is often done in secret - albeit harmless. The enthusiasm and force of the inhalation usually increases with the creepiness of the one practicing the behavior.
Not to be confused with the homosexual act.
Juffin
An Muffin Dog Lover
jeffinson
Jeffinson is like no other human beings in this world. One may even say he is not a human, for his physical beauty and intellectual prowess surpass all that dare challenge his might.
His ability to seduce other human beings is unbelievable and his romantic nature will indubitably make all mortal women fall in love with him.
Anyone who stands in his presence shall tremble with fear, but should also find in him an immense sense of tranquility. One should, however, be highly cautious, for if one angers him, one shall be condemned to a life of complete meaninglessness.
His hobby includes: hanging out with Jeff Bezos.
His ability to seduce other human beings is unbelievable and his romantic nature will indubitably make all mortal women fall in love with him.
Anyone who stands in his presence shall tremble with fear, but should also find in him an immense sense of tranquility. One should, however, be highly cautious, for if one angers him, one shall be condemned to a life of complete meaninglessness.
His hobby includes: hanging out with Jeff Bezos.
Jeffinson is epic
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