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jizz + muffins = juffins
"Hey Mike-- why do you like juffins so much?"
-"I don't, but Colin does."
"True story, dude."

What the juffins!?

Shut your juffin oven.

JD is gay.
juffins by westonski January 27, 2007
Words you can keep
Acting puffish but with a "J" attitude
My Herm's rocking his juffish but he aint nothing but a puffish man
juffish by KrizziKat August 14, 2019
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jizz + muffin = juffin

Mike likes juffins.

JD has a juffin oven and hordes them for himself. . . . Except on Tuesday and Saturday nights because Kids Eat Free.
juffin by westonski January 27, 2007
When two homosexual men rubb raw naked butts for pleasure.
why are you juffing on my couch?
juffing by Mr. Juff October 11, 2005
(Verb) A 'portmanteau' consisting of the words Jacket and Huffing.

The act of sniffing an individual's scent off an article of clothing that said individual discarded or left behind accidentally. Typically committed towards a person who is known to have a distinct or pleasant smell. Used in a negative connotation, as it is often done in secret - albeit harmless. The enthusiasm and force of the inhalation usually increases with the creepiness of the one practicing the behavior.

Not to be confused with the homosexual act.
Jacob left his zip-up sweater behind after the party. After noticing he had forgotten it I was innocently Juffing it, wondering if he wears some sort of cologne.
Juffing by Gohound October 10, 2012
Juffin Is Like An Person Who Loves Muffin and Hot Dogs
Juffin by Dr.Hate June 14, 2021

jeffinson 

Jeffinson is like no other human beings in this world. One may even say he is not a human, for his physical beauty and intellectual prowess surpass all that dare challenge his might.

His ability to seduce other human beings is unbelievable and his romantic nature will indubitably make all mortal women fall in love with him.

Anyone who stands in his presence shall tremble with fear, but should also find in him an immense sense of tranquility. One should, however, be highly cautious, for if one angers him, one shall be condemned to a life of complete meaninglessness.

His hobby includes: hanging out with Jeff Bezos.
Jeffinson is epic
jeffinson by anonymous November 23, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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