Jetification

The act of a human being becoming ruder, and worse overall because of a person named Jet.

"I feel bad for Michael, he's going through Jetification"

by HighkeyJetificationHater January 13, 2025

Justificationology

A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.

Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.

by WordMasterPhlex March 9, 2017

justification

The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.

"Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"

"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"

"Jeffery, go to your room"

"But your my school janitor"

"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

by Tom. M January 12, 2006

junkie justification

Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation

Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?

Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.

by IdiotProofDude January 16, 2017

Jeffification

To add copious amounts of cheese to a food product in order to change the overall taste of something.

Man, this chicken sandwich is good, but kind of bland. It needs serious Jeffification. Pass me the cheddar!

by 31bSoldier September 14, 2020

Jestification

To beat someone at chess.

"i just jestificated you!"
"that is some bad-ass jestification right there!"

by shelley69 January 25, 2010

judification

What your insurance company sees when you've got a ticket that causes your rates to go up.

If you get a reckless speeding ticket, when you get in front of the judge, request that judification be withheld so that your insurance rates don't go up!

by mwelc004 May 29, 2007