juckti

a really ugly girl that has no friends and is so fat that she has mold and spots growing in the fat flaps.

err check that girl she is bare juckti check that mould under her ammpits.

by allow it October 27, 2007

Junktion

The intersection of balls and shaft.

-Hey, where's Steve?
-Oh you didn't hear?
-No, what?
-I can't believe you didn't hear!
-No, I was away all week. What happened?!
-Oh man, it was awful. He ripped his junktion scaling a chain-link fence.
-Oh no! That's terrible, I really like Steve.
-Yeah, good guy. He used to tutor my little sister in Algebra II.
-Yeah math was always his thing.
-Not much of a speller though.
-No, terrible speller. Is he going to be ok?
-Well, doctors were able to reapproximate the intersection of his shaft and balls as best they could, but modern medical junktion technology has only come so far.
-Wait a minute. Didn't something happen to his junktion a few months ago?
-Yeah, he fell asleep at the nude beach, second-degree burns all over.
-It has not been a good year for Steve's junktion.
-No, it certainly has not been.

by Cowsocks June 5, 2010

jucking

The act of motorboating an ass, violently and with great enthusiasm. First coined in a B-Hut in Bagram Afghanistan. Can be used interchangeably with Chaking.

Tonight I will be jucking the shit out of that ass.

by EGarcia September 2, 2013

Jacktipler

Someone who is ABSOLUTELY SHIT at spelling and grammar.

"i cans roll" said jack, i must be a Jacktipler

by Sam Botham UNIT November 8, 2019

jacktits

Used as a substitute for the word "awesome," or for expressing the perception of excellence.

Jacktits!

by alunimumbat June 30, 2010

Jacktion

A combination of the name Jack and the word Action; used mainly when describing the extremely violent, but also fucking awesome actions of Jack Bauer from the television program “24”. It is also acceptable for use when referencing Jack Shephard from ABC’S “Lost”, because he is also disgustingly bad ass.

Example 1

Ernie: Yo did you see 24 last night?

Frank: Yes in fact I did.

Ernie: How bout when Jack stabbed that guy's face until he died.

Frank: Yea that was some serious Jacktion.


Example 2

Phil: Please tell me you watched Lost last night.

Eli: No actually I missed it.

Phil: Oh man you should’ve seen Jack, first he screamed at Locke and threatened to beat the shit out of him, then he murdered three people and then he topped it off by banging Kate.

Eli: So you’re telling me there was Jacktion.

Phil: Precisely.

by blandick February 23, 2009

Jacktivity

The amalgamation of the word activity, and the British Army slang word "Jack" meaning selfish or lazy.

A jacktivity is something a multitude of people will do in order to evade hard work.

Person 1: "While we're in here, the smokers go outside every 5 minutes and evade the hard work."

Person 2: "That's such a jacktivity."

by Nicko678 December 13, 2009