Jacktivity

The amalgamation of the word activity, and the British Army slang word "Jack" meaning selfish or lazy.

A jacktivity is something a multitude of people will do in order to evade hard work.

Person 1: "While we're in here, the smokers go outside every 5 minutes and evade the hard work."

Person 2: "That's such a jacktivity."

by Nicko678 December 13, 2009

jacktivity

1. an assigned task that is nothing but a worthless, waste of time jack-off activity.

1. There was nothing worthwhile to do at work today so the boss assigned me a jacktivity to keep me busy.

by ETQuall August 4, 2012

lacktivity

Behavior lacking in activity

I spent the day on the couch enjoying my lacktivity.

by p mammen July 26, 2009

Wacktivity

Activity that is Wack. Like.. "that shit is wack". Often produced by wacktivists.

Gee, there sure is a lot of Wacktivity up in hea'.

by Miker May 16, 2003

Backtivity

back·ti·vi·ty \bak-'ti-vi-tē\ n, pl -ties (2011) 1: The quality or state of being sexually active/experimental with a view from the rear. 2: Vigorous or energetic action from the rear. 3: A similar process actually or potentially involving sexual function from behind. 4: An educational procedure designed to stimulate sexually (specific: Anal, Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl, blowing your load on her ass/back).

Timmy: Last night, Tiffy and I got into some crazy new stuff we'd never done before. One was like the piledriver only she was staring right up at my nuts and asshole.

Mikey: Yeah? Sounds awesome. Good thing you made those bunk beds. Now you have so much more room for backtivities.

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Tiffy: Timmy and I tried a whole new backtivity last night where all I could see was his sack and butthole bramble patch.

Daisy: Was it any good?

Tiffy: It was definitely better than looking at his ugly schmuck mug.

by tandem double frogman April 26, 2011

Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with pepper jack cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Jacktivities

activities in which on man partakes in sexual relations with themselves

Charles was banished after being caught participating in jacktivities at the playground

by The T.I.P. Drill October 25, 2009