junktified

adj. junk - ti - f i'd 1. something that is very messy or in severe disarray.

Woman! You need to clean out your junktified puss!

by A|\|0|\|y|\/|0uS September 12, 2005

junktified

Spellbound by garbage, or, inspired by garbage to make some repurposed artwork

I'm totally Junktified, we should make a lamp out of that Bidet!

by Cedric Baker March 13, 2017

funktified grille

When the attractiveness of an individual is voided by their smile displaying their unattractive teeth.

Man, that girl was really hot until she smiled and I saw that funktified grille.

by Missy MoMo August 16, 2009

justified scenester

- shops at justice and claire's for colorful headbands and accessories
- stands and listens to your conversations from a distance
- hair has obnoxiously fake highlights and side bangs, which fail miserably

"damn, she's a justified scenester"

by y0o0o0o0o0o0o August 8, 2009

Justified Ass Whooping

A Justified Ass Whooping is when you beat or physically harm or hurt someone or a particular individual for doing something wrong to you or doing a negative act towards you.(BASICALLY GETTING REVENGE BY GIVING THEM A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS FOR THAT PERSON DOING DIRT TOWARDS YOU).

Fighting one on one and beating the person who deserves to get their ass beat(When it comes to a Justified Ass Whooping you get revenge by beating the person's ass for doing or saying bad things about you or towards you and you get away with it.(YOU,USE NO WEAPONS,NO FORM OF VEHICLES,AND ESPECIALLY YOU DO NOT JUMP OR INCLUDE ANY PEOPLE IN YOUR FIGHT,NIETHER DO YOU INCLUDE ANY ANIMAL'S)YOU JUST PHYSICALLY & BRUTALLY BEAT THEIR MOTHAFUCKING ASS!!!!

by Mr.MakeYoAssLookStupid April 22, 2014

jankified

Something that becomes janky

That skateboard got jankified in about a week

by Gabe November 10, 2003

Janktified

Old or messed up item

Person 1: I like your shoes
Person 2: Thanks, but they're kinda janktified

by Lyd Rock March 2, 2008