juanker 

the slang spanish/hispanik for wanker

pedro: he sus (jesus) check out that fuken dude over there man

chickita maria: chyes he is una muy grande juanker man, fucken chit man, mutha fucka man

juanker by lolipop June 26, 2006

Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.

"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"

Junker Flunker by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009

Junky Janker 

A Junky Janker will make any video known to man he also sounds like a cat, specifically a blue one, or that one kid from that was in that zombie show

"WOOAH HEY GAMERS IT'S ME JUNKY JANKER, and as you can probably tell I'm not home right now!"

Junky Janker by Waluigi69 July 22, 2019

Jankerbating 

Going into a port-a-potty in 100+ Degree weather and trying to rub one out while smelling festering shit inside.

soldier one "Yo, that port-a-potty is like a sauna"

Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"

Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."

Jankerbating by Chi-boy May 21, 2013

Junky Janker 

1. Our lord and savior who eliminated the middle class. 2. Killer of James Charles. 3. Actor of a blue fucking cat.

Junky Janker kills James Charles in Minecraft Monday.

Junky Janker by T0×1C October 22, 2019

Junkerman

a very awesome teacher, or someone who is really good at teaching other people

Karl: i don't get this problem
Hamda: just call over the teacher, he's a total junkerman, he'll help you out.

Junkerman by fantablous May 6, 2010

junker 

A beat-up old jalopy of a car.

I waved goodbye as she backed out of my driveway in her junker Mercury Sable.

junker by Fr. Nat January 4, 2009