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Joonatan 

Joonatan is a very special person he is handsome, Athletic and he is packing something big. He loves sports, infact thats the only thing he talks about.

He loves laughing and making jokes. He is never sad on the outside even tho he might be destroyed on the inside. He loves dogs and animals.
Also known to be a big fuckboy and confident person.
-That guy is hella smooth with talking to girls
-Ye its a Joonatan.
Joonatan by Whereismydad October 22, 2018
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Someone you love and care for
Joonam come here
joonam by Jdodhdjdjddjdjdj March 23, 2017
Joonas is a guy who you will fall in love immediately. He'll love you like there was no one else to love, he'll look at you like there was no other girl/guy in the world, his got the best compliments and cute names for you every single day. But when he doesn't get enough of attention from you, he'll move on. His compliments and names won't stop there tho, he won't stop calling you those, like he wouldn't want you to move on.
He's the type of a guy to call any woman/man 'cute names' like "love", "sweetheart", "handsome" etc. So don't feel so special when he does!

Joonas is a hilarious man. His got the best jokes an he'll make you laugh even when you don't feel like it. He has the looks of a god! Like he could be a model. His smile is so cute, you'll melt when you see it.
Anyone would be happy to have a Joonas in their life. But when he breaks your heart.. you'll wish you'd have never met them.
But at the end of the day he'll always be a good friend to you, and help with your worries no matter what.
Joonas texted me today! He called me GORGEUS!

This guy shattered my heart into million pieces! No wonder why his name is Jonas
Joonas by Joonas boyfriend June 1, 2020
I don’t know why, and I have no reason to believe this or have come to this conclusion, but I feel like Jooonah would wear glasses. He doesn’t particularly seem like someone who would wear glasses, and I may be entirely wrong, but I just have the slight feeling that he would wear glasses.
Jooonah should play OP duels on Hypixel because it is the best gamemode.
Jooonah should turn on minimal view bobbing because it’s almost as sexy as he is.
Jooonah by Tesseract of OP Duels March 13, 2022
Probably the most adorable person you will ever associate with. He tends to be confused a lot but that is one of his many charms that will for sure put a smile on your face!
- Joona is such a sweetheart.
- I know right!
Joona by swedishbitch April 9, 2020
1) a Korean name that symbolizes mystery. A great legend says of a warrior name Joona who saved the Princess Mi Cha from the all powerful "TigerLord" using unknown martial arts known only by the greatest of Heroes

2)A person with this name is very popular among all types of people.

3) a MothaFukka

4) a Korean nickname for men with the name Byeong Joon
*) Let's hang out with Joona later.

*) Don't mess with that Joona.

*) Mom yelling, "Joona, come do your homework."
Joona by spy(ru)09 May 3, 2009
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