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Jonanism
A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.
Joonatan
Joonatan is a very special person he is handsome, Athletic and he is packing something big. He loves sports, infact thats the only thing he talks about.
He loves laughing and making jokes. He is never sad on the outside even tho he might be destroyed on the inside. He loves dogs and animals.
Also known to be a big fuckboy and confident person.
He loves laughing and making jokes. He is never sad on the outside even tho he might be destroyed on the inside. He loves dogs and animals.
Also known to be a big fuckboy and confident person.
Joonatan by Whereismydad October 22, 2018
Joonas
Joonas is a guy who you will fall in love immediately. He'll love you like there was no one else to love, he'll look at you like there was no other girl/guy in the world, his got the best compliments and cute names for you every single day. But when he doesn't get enough of attention from you, he'll move on. His compliments and names won't stop there tho, he won't stop calling you those, like he wouldn't want you to move on.
He's the type of a guy to call any woman/man 'cute names' like "love", "sweetheart", "handsome" etc. So don't feel so special when he does!
Joonas is a hilarious man. His got the best jokes an he'll make you laugh even when you don't feel like it. He has the looks of a god! Like he could be a model. His smile is so cute, you'll melt when you see it.
Anyone would be happy to have a Joonas in their life. But when he breaks your heart.. you'll wish you'd have never met them.
But at the end of the day he'll always be a good friend to you, and help with your worries no matter what.
He's the type of a guy to call any woman/man 'cute names' like "love", "sweetheart", "handsome" etc. So don't feel so special when he does!
Joonas is a hilarious man. His got the best jokes an he'll make you laugh even when you don't feel like it. He has the looks of a god! Like he could be a model. His smile is so cute, you'll melt when you see it.
Anyone would be happy to have a Joonas in their life. But when he breaks your heart.. you'll wish you'd have never met them.
But at the end of the day he'll always be a good friend to you, and help with your worries no matter what.
Joonas texted me today! He called me GORGEUS!
This guy shattered my heart into million pieces! No wonder why his name is Jonas
This guy shattered my heart into million pieces! No wonder why his name is Jonas
Joonas by Joonas boyfriend June 1, 2020
Joona
Probably the most adorable person you will ever associate with. He tends to be confused a lot but that is one of his many charms that will for sure put a smile on your face!
Joona by swedishbitch April 9, 2020
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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