Jongen 

Taking a very huge crap

ugh i just took the hugest jongen

Jongen by plopper260 May 18, 2008

Crouton jongen 

Crouton jongen is ontstaan van uit mister nielson.
Een snel (na een week) ontwikkelde, schilverige, krokante huidlaag.
Crouton is niet verwijderen van het lichaam, dit valt vanzelf na ongeveer 2 maanden van het lichaam af.

Zie het als een slang die aan het vervellen is. (Crouton vervellings)

crouton jongen

Crouton jongen by Crouton jongen November 23, 2021

Jongin 

"Kim jongin is a literal god that god sent down to bless us mere peasants with. His smile is the equivalent to the sun and he possesses more beauty than michelangelo's sistine chapel. His laugh is like bright bubbles of happiness and joy, and it's really cute when he laughs to the point where you can hear each individual 'ha' in his laugh, he's probably living his best life and we love that for him. A perfectionist who's very hard on himself but shouldn't be since he has all the talent in the world at his disposal, dancing so beautiful and sharp. He has a way with moving his body that it conveys emotion and a story in each of his dances, such a strong stage presence that he even acknowledges the personality change he was taught to convey on stage when he dances. Kim Jongin, Kim Kai, same person. A love for dogs and teddy bears, homie is someone you just have to love bc lets be honest everyone loves Jonginnie."

kim jongin is the living embodiment of untouchable perfection n thats the tea

Jongin by aidensrk September 21, 2018

Kim Jonged

1. To be one-upped (repeatedly) by the supposed underdog in a game of nuclear brinkmanship.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.

3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.

"Dang, did you hear Trump threaten North Korea with 'fire and fury like the world has never seen'?"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"

"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"

Kim Jonged by denumb October 12, 2017

Jongin 

The main dancer of South Korean boy group "EXO" insanely handsome and talented. Will literally kill you with his smirk.

Jongin is such an amazing dancer, he definitely belongs in EXO!

Jongin by Exokaitrash May 27, 2017

Jörgen 

The name of PewDiePie's (or Felix Kjellberg's) pet horse in Minecraft, who has the tendency to disappear at random moments in time.

"Jörgen? Jörgen? Goddamnit, Jörgen, where the hell are you?"
"Jörgen, thank God I found you! I was so scared! I'll never leave you again!"
"Jörgen, stay here."

Jörgen by softiesamuell June 27, 2019

Jörgen 

Pewdiepie's horse in minecraft. Best known for getting lost

Pewdiepie: Jörgen? Jörgen? Where are you? Jörgen?

Jörgen by Random homo sapien June 28, 2019