Skip to main content

jonbenet 

verb. To exploit or pervert innocence, bringing about its destruction.
Don't jonbenet a perfectly good hamster by putting it up your ass.

JonBenet 

a beauty pageant queen who was brutally murdered on boxing day 1996 at 6 years old in her home in boulder colorado. this mystery was a cold case until a decade later john mark karr a former schoolteacher confessed to killing jonbenet and was arrested
john mark karr: i killed jonbenet ramsey

guy: beats the crap out of him

john: im getting yur daughter next assholle
JonBenet by gfhfghtjt August 18, 2006

JonBenet 

Slang term to describe a woman that shaves her pussy smooth. Referencing JonBenet Ramsey's age when she was murdered (prepubescent).
Hey baby, how you looking down there? Like JonBenet?

Aww, you look so young. Just like JonBenet.
JonBenet by EL_Coyote April 6, 2010

Jonbenet 

The act of strangleing someone with a garotte and then bashing their head in with a heavy flashlight.
Little Suzy pissed her pants again and now I'm going to have to teach her a lesson and pull a Jonbenet on her ass.
Jonbenet by MisBehavin October 29, 2011

The Jonbenet 

I just jaked myself to the jonbenet
The Jonbenet by fghdftytfgbhna45tg September 26, 2006

Jon Benet Pâté 

The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.
Did you use baby pork or veal in that Jon Benet Pâté that is so delicious?
Jon Benet Pâté by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020