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Sploinkin and Joinkin

Sploinkin and joinkin means the act of cumming from masturbation. “Sploinkin” specifically refers to the cumming part, while “Joinkin” refers to jerking. It can also be used to say you were just goofing around.
“What were you doing yesterday?”
Nothing much, just sploinkin and joinkin

jonkin my jeter 

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.
You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!
To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!
jonking by jezzandmark September 9, 2011

Jonking my jeter 

Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Jonking my jeter by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins

A creature that uses odd facial expressions, drinks cream soda like it falls from the sky and has a very firm butt.
Did you see that Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins ?

Yeah bro, I like the wagon shes draggin .

Jointing 

The form in which bud is consumed as a recreational activity shared with friends.

Rules

1: 2 or more consecutive joints inside 4 hours and 20

minutes

2: Joints must be shared with 1 or more friends

3: Joints must be hand rolled
Hey man, how was the trip down here? Dude it was awesome, we were "jointing" the whole time!!
Jointing by Sky Harris March 26, 2013