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Joinking 

Joinking is a verb that describes the act of doing just a little bit more than making out with someone (the "little bit more" is undefined but is recognizable as being definitley not just making out)
Blake was totally joinking that nerd yesterday night
Joinking by ermeegshually May 1, 2024

joinking 

to give someone a blowjob while they piss in your mouth while another person watches in a duck mask
Do you guys want to try joinking while we hang out today?
joinking by cum flavored juul pod January 19, 2025
To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!
jonking by jezzandmark September 9, 2011

Jonking my jeter 

Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Jonking my jeter by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

Jointing 

The form in which bud is consumed as a recreational activity shared with friends.

Rules

1: 2 or more consecutive joints inside 4 hours and 20

minutes

2: Joints must be shared with 1 or more friends

3: Joints must be hand rolled
Hey man, how was the trip down here? Dude it was awesome, we were "jointing" the whole time!!
Jointing by Sky Harris March 26, 2013
When you get bum raped by a creeper in Minecraft
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a creeper is jonking me in the ASSHOLE!
Jonking by Adam Tozer February 26, 2021