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Joinking
Joinking is a verb that describes the act of doing just a little bit more than making out with someone (the "little bit more" is undefined but is recognizable as being definitley not just making out)
Joinking by ermeegshually May 1, 2024
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joinking by cum flavored juul pod January 19, 2025
jonking
To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
jonking by jezzandmark September 9, 2011
Jonking my jeter
Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Jonking my jeter by jeterjonk October 25, 2010
Jointing
The form in which bud is consumed as a recreational activity shared with friends.
Rules
1: 2 or more consecutive joints inside 4 hours and 20
minutes
2: Joints must be shared with 1 or more friends
3: Joints must be hand rolled
Rules
1: 2 or more consecutive joints inside 4 hours and 20
minutes
2: Joints must be shared with 1 or more friends
3: Joints must be hand rolled
Jointing by Sky Harris March 26, 2013
Jonking
Jonking by Adam Tozer February 26, 2021
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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