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To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!
jonking by jezzandmark September 9, 2011
Related Words

Jonking my jeter 

Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Jonking my jeter by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

jocking my style 

messing with me or copying me in an attempt to be cool like me
Yo man that nigga is jocking my style

just joking

something you say after you state the truth and get yelled at.
Teacher: Listen boy, you're in detention for the next 3 weeks whether you like it or not.

Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.

Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.

Boy: Just joking...
just joking by july72011 July 7, 2011

Joking my ass

Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!
Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?
Joking my ass by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022

Only joking 

Similar to No offense. It's usually said by a person after they've insulted you and meant everything they said, but don't want to upset you or get punched in the face as a result.
Mike: "Dude your a fucking faggot and no ones likes you! ...Haha only joking :)"

John: -.-
Only joking by lolrakfj July 13, 2012