joiking
Joe's Mom: I'll say Joe MAMA!
Joe: Y-your joiking? right? I- i mean you joke, you YOUR JOIKING ROIGHT!
Joe: Y-your joiking? right? I- i mean you joke, you YOUR JOIKING ROIGHT!
joiking by lol you see this? --> July 6, 2023
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jonking
To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
jonking by jezzandmark September 9, 2011
Related Words
joiking • jocking • joking • Jonking • Jorking • joinking • Joking Off • Jolking • josking • *JOKINGLY*
Jonking my jeter
Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Jonking my jeter by jeterjonk October 25, 2010
jocking my style
jocking my style by Wishful Thinking October 7, 2005
just joking
Teacher: Listen boy, you're in detention for the next 3 weeks whether you like it or not.
Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.
Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.
Boy: Just joking...
Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.
Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.
Boy: Just joking...
just joking by july72011 July 7, 2011
Joking my ass
Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!
Joking my ass by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022
Only joking
Similar to No offense. It's usually said by a person after they've insulted you and meant everything they said, but don't want to upset you or get punched in the face as a result.
Only joking by lolrakfj July 13, 2012
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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