johtonian
Originating from the Johto region of Japan. This term can also describe something from the second generation of Pokémon.
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Johnsonian Brassneckery
Used to describe someone who compulsively lies with exceptional conviction (in the style of previous UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.)
Honestly, we don't know how he even believes the things h's saying, we all know its utter bollocks. Totally deluded, a serious case of johnsonian brassneckery
Johnsonian Brassneckery by SemiColonicus July 16, 2022
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of a series of brilliant scientists of Jewish decent.
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Justonian
Just an absolute stud, everybody wants him. Hes a fucking champ, and everyone loves him. And he's so badass and sad and lonely that he has to make things up about himself on Urban Dictionary.
Justonian pretending to be someone else hoping for some reassurance: "Justonian is pretty awesome, huh?"
Someone else: "I've never heard of him, but he sounds like a faggot."
Someone else: "I've never heard of him, but he sounds like a faggot."
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Johnsonian hole misdirection
1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.
2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.
3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar
2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.
3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar
A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.
Johnsonian hole misdirection by gav-wan July 8, 2024