johtonian 

Originating from the Johto region of Japan. This term can also describe something from the second generation of Pokémon.

My johtonian friend is going to visit her cousin in Tokyo.

johtonian by CJ Pixolotl June 17, 2025

Johnsonian Brassneckery 

Used to describe someone who compulsively lies with exceptional conviction (in the style of previous UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.)

Honestly, we don't know how he even believes the things h's saying, we all know its utter bollocks. Totally deluded, a serious case of johnsonian brassneckery

Johnsonian Brassneckery by SemiColonicus July 16, 2022

Jewtonian 

A word(derived from Sir Isaac Newton, father of classical physics) used to describe most of 20th century physics, at least the relativistic and quantum mechanical part. The foundations are largely the result of the work and imagination
of a series of brilliant scientists of Jewish decent.

The Manhattan project was the triumph and tragedy of Jewtonian physics.

Jewtonian by Olfart October 17, 2009

Justonian 

Just an absolute stud, everybody wants him. Hes a fucking champ, and everyone loves him. And he's so badass and sad and lonely that he has to make things up about himself on Urban Dictionary.

Justonian pretending to be someone else hoping for some reassurance: "Justonian is pretty awesome, huh?"
Someone else: "I've never heard of him, but he sounds like a faggot."

Justonian by Justonian March 7, 2019

johtiana 

An amazing ship between two people named John and Tatiana.

Girl: Omg I totally ship Johtiana
Girl 2: Omg me too, they’re so cute together!

johtiana by Boredsoimmakingdefinitions July 20, 2022

johvontanae 

Gives da best head & hickeys

Johvontanae makes ppl cum

johvontanae by Johvontanae November 19, 2023

Johnsonian hole misdirection 

1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.

2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.

3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar

A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.

Johnsonian hole misdirection by gav-wan July 8, 2024