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John's Banana

John's Banna a term given by NCT's Ten it was on a voice called "A cup of coffee" Its a joke and nctzens love it.
Johnny & Mark:*Talking about banana's*
Ten's dirty mind:JoHn's bAnAnA?
Jaehyun:*Unbothered*
by Chittaphon April 28, 2021
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John's mom

A woman infatuated and entirely obsessed with the "dark meat."

A dirty, dirty slut.

Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.
Person1: I like hot dogs.
Person2: In John's mom!


Person1: This sucks!
Person2: Like John's mom.
by Drew January 24, 2005
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John's Law

John's Law... "If she's hot... She's either gay, or left five minutes ago".
Inspired and created using the seemingly endless quest for women, embarked, but as yet not completed by my friend, John
Told you she's a dyke!!... Classic case of John's Law
by Cheese Birthday August 6, 2010
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John's Creek

It's boring here and JCPD have nothing to do except pull people over in search for marijuana. The Chattahoochee River is the closest thing to "exciting." Also, a lot of spice that fucks kids up because its 'legal' and parents are drug testing them.
Girl: "where are you from?"

Guy: "John's Creek"

Girl: "you got that rich kid suburban stuff don't you"

Guy: "no i just have mids"

Girl: "oh"
by iamnotapothead420 April 10, 2011
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John's river face

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.
That Bitch is begging for john's river face.
by director of pimperations July 17, 2014
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John's Revenge

John's Revenge is a mass site that exploits his ex girlfriend, Julie. To see the explicit videos, one must send the link to others, creating a mass chain of embarrassment for Julie. It's highly recommended that you avoid this website.
John's Revenge.
by Super Man That October 18, 2008
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Talk of the town school; where all the rich preppy kids go. Some of the biggest assholes/whores spent their days here, making their rounds with 6-8 people within the span of a month. Everyone can recognize a Burkie. Not that much to be proud of.
by wasteofmytime March 14, 2009
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