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A woman infatuated and entirely obsessed with the "dark meat."

A dirty, dirty slut.

Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.
Person1: I like hot dogs.
Person2: In John's mom!

Person1: This sucks!
Person2: Like John's mom.
by Drew January 24, 2005
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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A device with which one pleasures themselves. It is not any kind of dildo but can be considered a sex toy
I had a pleasure filled night with johns mom
by AlejandroTheGr8 April 04, 2009
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