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To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.
by director of pimperations July 17, 2014
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