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Damn johaun has a big dick
johaun by Johaun March 7, 2022
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The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny, attractive and she would make you laugh at any moment. But has trust issues. She may be rlly hurting on the inside but she will always find out how to make you happy. Johanna is very mysterious and trustful. Please get a friend/gf named Johanna cuz she will be the best you will ever have.
That girl in your class, has a smile that lights up the entire room
That girl in your class, seemingly has amazing friends

That girl in your class, doesn’t remember the last time she didn’t cry

But hey johanna smiles so she’s okay...
Right?
Johanna by Depressed af January 12, 2019
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johaun • johauna • johaunna • Johan • Johannes • johanna • JoHANN! • Johana • johaan • Johannah

Scarlett Johansson 

The most mommiest of mommies . Like she could kill me then resurrect me then kill me again . Like just hand in marriage already .
A beautiful girl who, although she is really pretty and funny, doesnt belive it when people tell her that. Is a great friend and is always there for you. Will fight someone if they hurt her friend
Friend- Im really upset
Johanna- its okay you can rant to me
Johanna by JLMarieS January 29, 2019
A girl who likes to have a good time. She is super funny and trustworthy. All the boys try to talk to her because she’s a boy magnet, but she knows she’s too good for them. She is super smart and doesn’t even know it. She’s extremely pretty and caring.
Dude 1: yooo that Johana girl is a hottiiiie
Dude 2: yuh imma ask her out
Dude 3: naw she’s too good for us
Dude 2: yuh u right
Johana by maria_f June 23, 2020
Johan is such a fun loving guy. Very RARE this one. You won't meet someone like him. People tend to gravitate towards him due to his great charisma and energy.

You have to appreciate his mind... He's open-minded, a very deep thinker, and highly intelligent. Johan likes to question societal norms, doesn't like to conform, and is always thinking outside of the box. He's a nature head...who loves to harness the moment and appreciate the beauty of nature wherever he is. Johan is MEANT to be an entrepreneur or be a leader of a company someday. He is highly intelligent, very creative and he can't do the usual mundane things such as work a 9-5. Johan has so much wealth and abundance and the vast potential to achieve the unachievable, he sometimes has trouble seeing that which can be his downfall. Johan is loving and kind. He will love you like no other. He is such a good friend, will always look out for you and help you out no matter what. He's extremely loyal, someone you can trust and depend on anytime. Johan is very attractive especially as he gets older and amazing in bed.

-The whole package.
what do you think johan?
Johan by sugabuga December 14, 2020

nigga johanson 

A young black man in his prime. Aids free nigga johanson be so fresh. You'll freezes to death, he so shiny fresh.
"Nigga Johan so shiny fresh!"

"Das ma Nigga Johanson, dawg"

"Nigga Johanson be frontin in da club, bitch."

" Dont touch that chicken finga nigga Johan"
nigga johanson by Laverga February 5, 2014
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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