A series of grunts and other ape-like noises that only jocks seem to understand. On first encounter, the "conversation" may sound perfectly normal. However, on closer inspection, you realize that these "words" only have meaning to the speakers, and aren't really even worthy of being called "words".
Translation of jockspeak can be very difficult without an interpreter (preferably a former jock).
Translation of jockspeak can be very difficult without an interpreter (preferably a former jock).
by Chasity Harlan, Rebecca Pashby, and Kelly Boman January 1, 2005
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'Couldn't organise 50% leave in a two man canoe' is someone who is disorganised.
For further info find the book JackSpeak. it'll be somewhere on the internet
'Couldn't organise 50% leave in a two man canoe' is someone who is disorganised.
For further info find the book JackSpeak. it'll be somewhere on the internet
by rustymatelot December 3, 2007
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"Hey man, what's up?" or "Hey man, how's it going"= "Hello, how are you?"
"These pipes aren't just for show!" = "My biceps do more than just look good!"
"You're ripped man!" = "Your muscles are really well defined!"
"Dude, you're gettin' jacked!" = "You're getting really big and strong!"
"Glory on the gridiron" = "Success on the football field."
"sounds like you're picking up jock speak already!" "Jock speak? What's that?"
"These pipes aren't just for show!" = "My biceps do more than just look good!"
"You're ripped man!" = "Your muscles are really well defined!"
"Dude, you're gettin' jacked!" = "You're getting really big and strong!"
"Glory on the gridiron" = "Success on the football field."
"sounds like you're picking up jock speak already!" "Jock speak? What's that?"
by Commander Stan July 9, 2006
Get the jock speak mug.def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.
Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.
Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.
Cockspeak in Action:
Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."
Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"
Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."
Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."
Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."
Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"
Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."
Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."
by nutman March 10, 2006
Get the cockspeak mug.The ramblings of politicians. The meaningless jumble of catch-phrases, buzzwords, sound bites and cliches by which politicians communicate to their followers.
by JavaJaneOhio November 3, 2010
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"...No! If we don't have the key, we can't
open whatever it is we don't have that
it unlocks. So what purpose would be
served in finding whatever need be unlocked,
which we don't have, without first having
found the key what unlocks it?..."
"...No! If we don't have the key, we can't
open whatever it is we don't have that
it unlocks. So what purpose would be
served in finding whatever need be unlocked,
which we don't have, without first having
found the key what unlocks it?..."
by Idzy September 10, 2006
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