junkspeak 

The ramblings of politicians. The meaningless jumble of catch-phrases, buzzwords, sound bites and cliches by which politicians communicate to their followers.

The candidate's rally speech was so full of junkspeak that only his disciples understood him.

junkspeak by JavaJaneOhio November 3, 2010

JackSpeak 

Words/phrases/abbreviations used by sailors in the Royal Navy.

'Port and starboard scran spanners' is knife and fork.
'Couldn't organise 50% leave in a two man canoe' is someone who is disorganised.
For further info find the book JackSpeak. it'll be somewhere on the internet

JackSpeak by rustymatelot December 3, 2007

jockspeak 

A series of grunts and other ape-like noises that only jocks seem to understand. On first encounter, the "conversation" may sound perfectly normal. However, on closer inspection, you realize that these "words" only have meaning to the speakers, and aren't really even worthy of being called "words".

Translation of jockspeak can be very difficult without an interpreter (preferably a former jock).

"Uh."
"Mmn."
"Ungh."
"Uh-uh."
"Mm."
"Mmh."
-end of conversation

jockspeak by Chasity Harlan, Rebecca Pashby, and Kelly Boman January 1, 2005

JackSpeak 

To mumble or say things as if you were Jack Sparrow.

JackSpeak is the art of talking like this:

"...No! If we don't have the key, we can't
open whatever it is we don't have that
it unlocks. So what purpose would be
served in finding whatever need be unlocked,
which we don't have, without first having
found the key what unlocks it?..."

JackSpeak by Idzy September 10, 2006

JunkShak 

Cum stains in your pants

'Matts mum was suprised whil cleaning to see his sons JunkShak, she was not a happy bunny'

JunkShak by bumflufflegend August 20, 2011